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Lee Herold Mon Oct 30 16:02:32 2000
Honor

I am honored... HONORED, I tell you, to be the first real person immortalized inside the frames of an actual 'Toonbots' episode. I am Legend.

gopher Mon Oct 30 17:27:17 2000
Re: Honor

Well, the more I think about it, that stray dot also represents all the cartoonless fans out there who struggle to have a voice in the world, but can only be heard by harrasing cartoonists on their message boards. Therefore, the dot represents me, and I appeared in toonbots one panel before Lee. Of course, none of the dot stuff counts, since no one would ever say, "Hey! Look at dot. It's gopher!", so Lee's appearance is the only one that counts :(

Michael Mon Oct 30 20:22:42 2000
Re: Honor

> Therefore, the dot represents me, and I appeared in toonbots one panel
> before Lee. Of course, none of the dot stuff counts, since no one would
> ever say, "Hey! Look at dot. It's gopher!", so Lee's appearance
> is the only one that counts :(

As a demonstration of the Godlike power of the cartoonist over his vasty realm, I've adopted the revisionist historical methods of Pravda and modified the blurb for the toon in question. I wouldn't want any fistfights breaking out around here.

gopher Mon Oct 30 20:59:36 2000
Re: Honor

> The dot says, "Look at me! I am significant." But it says it very quietly.

Thank you Michael. I'm glad to know that you understand the spirit of your accidental dot.

Chris Thu Jan 18 15:29:59 2001
Re: Soul consumption

> So technically we could thwart your script by making sure each thread, no
> matter how old and decrepit, has a shiny new post at the end, yes?

> Not that I'm, um, getting any ideas or anything...

You naughty person. Don't even think about it. ;)

gopher Thu Jan 18 17:43:45 2001
Re: Soul consumption

> You naughty person. Don't even think about it. ;)

Yes! Save gopher's post count! For the glory of the jihad!

Michael Thu Jan 18 22:33:12 2001
Re: Soul consumption

> Yes! Save gopher's post count! For the glory of the jihad!

Ah, I knew I could count on you people to figure this out. Lead'em to water, I said to the monkeys, and they said, well, they said an infinite number of things back, of course, as always.

Chris Thu Jan 18 23:20:41 2001
Re: Soul consumption

> Ah, I knew I could count on you people to figure this out. Lead'em to
> water, I said to the monkeys, and they said, well, they said an infinite
> number of things back, of course, as always.

Yeah. Always do that in person, though. If you do it over the telephone, the phone company's computers will explode trying to calculate your bill. They don't like that. I've had to evade six stormtrooper hit squads this month.






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