I like Novuary. December's rather too late (though traditional) to be taking that sort of... "retroprospective" attitude towards the year past and the year to come, but this month's just right and so calling it so - just right, too...

Time to petition the figurative Humanities committee for a retroactive replacement of you-know-whom with Novuas, god who looks forwards and backwards but has a seriously skewed vision either way.

(Not a comment on the honorable Mr. Roberts, but rather this author reflecting on this and that.)