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Jenn Wed Jul 25 09:01:10 2001
Bear in Heat

Awww! You guys are so sweet! I feel all warm and fuzzy from being welcomed (and defenestrated) so thoroughly!

Speaking of warm and fuzzy, it's like a bazillion degrees here in NYC (does anyone else have a mental image of a cow saying 'New York City?!?!' and a craving for salsa when I say that?) and I'm concerned about Ilya.

When I pull up the comic in all this heat...does the bear suffer cause he's got all that fur *and* a hat on? My husband (who would like his title to read 'Beleagured Husband of the Newest Jihad Member') posits that if someone were to pull up the comic in Alaska at the same time I had the bear up, it would mitigate the effect. I was wondering if, in the extensive reseach I feel certain goes on in the Toonbots family, this issue had been addressed. It keeps me up at night.

Thank you for your concern.

(No membership card in mail. Asked postal worker about it, but she looked too hot and likely to be bearing arms (I couldn't resist...and probably should be shot for it) to seriously consider her answer.)

Michael Wed Jul 25 12:12:39 2001
Re: Bear in Heat

No worries, that's why we have an Alaskan Jihad member in the first place.

And don't forget -- the Constitution guarantees you the right to arm bears.

Austin Powers Wed Jul 25 12:58:27 2001
Re: Bear in Heat

This Jenn cat, she's a jittery one, eh?

Tirdun Wed Jul 25 13:47:23 2001
Ignore last message.

Bah, ignore last message. It was poor humor at best, and targeted at our newest jihad member's enthusiasm, well... it wasn't funny. I'm sorry.

I was laughing at the bear message and Michael's response and the line came to me. After going back and rereading... it came off poorly at best.

Napoleon Wed Jul 25 18:40:29 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> Bah, ignore last message. It was poor humor at best, and targeted at our
> newest jihad member's enthusiasm, well... it wasn't funny. I'm sorry.

> I was laughing at the bear message and Michael's response and the line
> came to me. After going back and rereading... it came off poorly at best.

Since I'm totally confused by it, consider it ignored. By me, anyway. I make no promises for anyone else.

Jenn Thu Jul 26 08:25:42 2001
Re: Ignore last message.


> well... it wasn't funny. I'm sorry.

*I* thought it was funny!

'Sides, I /am/ jittery. Well, I dunno if I'd use jittery, I'm really only jittery if I drink something with caffiene in it.

I do have a little problem with stream of consciousness typing (no, /really/?), ahem.

Jenn

Totally not offended in the least cause it was funny!

Tirdun Thu Jul 26 11:44:43 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> *I* thought it was funny!

Well I appreciate that. I also noted your stream-of-conciousness nature of posting and thought it was hilarious, so no harm no foul. ;)

Michael Thu Jul 26 17:15:58 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> Well I appreciate that. I also noted your stream-of-conciousness nature of
> posting and thought it was hilarious, so no harm no foul. ;)

Well aren't we all cozy here?

I wish *I* understood *anything* in this entire thread!

Brother Emsworth Thu Jul 26 18:55:15 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

Well, belated welcome to Jenn, and all that rot. As Propoganda Procurator, of course, I cordially remind you to spread the word of Toonbots to your infidel friends.

> I wish *I* understood *anything* in this entire thread!

Onion Pie! Onion Pie! Onion Pie! Onion Pie!

....

Onion Pie!

Napoleon Thu Jul 26 19:13:20 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> Onion Pie! Onion Pie! Onion Pie! Onion Pie!

> ....

> Onion Pie!

My spoon is too big!

Brother Emsworth Thu Jul 26 21:08:44 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> My spoon is too big!

We shall model our new planet after the greatest city, Las Vegas!

Napoleon Thu Jul 26 21:19:27 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> We shall model our new planet after the greatest city, Las Vegas!

I'm a banana!

Brother Emsworth Thu Jul 26 21:51:33 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> I'm a banana!

I live in a bucket!

Chris Fri Jul 27 00:59:01 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

My bottle caps smell of graphite.

Michael Fri Jul 27 16:39:42 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> My bottle caps smell of graphite.

Boy, *that* just killed the whole thread!

Spinclad Fri Jul 27 18:53:12 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> Boy, *that* just killed the whole thread!

Under title ever fresh, ever new.

Michael Sat Jul 28 04:39:46 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> Under title ever fresh, ever new.

Wen reve, hserf reve, eltit rednu.

-- Lao-Tzu

Pooga Wed Aug 1 01:10:17 2001
Re: Ignore last message.

> Wen reve, hserf reve, eltit rednu.

> -- Lao-Tzu

"Is it not written, "I'd forget my own head if it wasn't nailed on?'"

-- Lu-Tze






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