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First, it must be remembered that it still be International Talk Like A Pirate
Day 2001 here at Toonbots, and so the metacartoonist must do nothin.
Second, you must be a pirate for the
metacartoonist to take you seriously enough to divulge the ineffable
sine-de-quoi-non of this episode, and you're not. And third,
Toonbots is not so much rules as a set of guidelines, the metacartoonist
says, rolling his eyes, and with that, disappears, leaving nothing behind
but his grin. Whereupon the first mate draws his sword and strikes you dead
where you stand, quietly humming some Gilbert and Sullivan as he does so.
The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="600" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">SO WHERE WERE WE NOW, ME HEARTIES? OH AYE:</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="fidel"/> <character name="mao"/> <character name="birdguy"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="green">Kid, we found your name on a Siberian hamster at the bottom of half a ton of Web cartoonists, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it.</caption> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Arrr, I be sorry somethin fierce, but I'm still<br/> not findin meself able to deal with the bird thing.</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="green">Ay de mi,<br/>siempre con<br/> los outtakes!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: LESS TAKEN OUT!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>