Toonbots archive - episode published 20041027
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In yet another of his many contributions to groundbreaking cartooning history,
the metacartoonist presents to you the first minimal cartoon ever to be
generated from XML and published during a lunar eclipse.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="1200" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="mao"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">Arrrr! Len! Where be Karrrrl?</caption> </panel> <panel/> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">Who?</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red">Karrrrl! Karrrl Marrrrx!</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="marx"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" font="deutsch">Ja, mein Kapitan?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Karrrrl! What say ye? Let's vary communism with a little piracy!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red" size="10">Arrr! Nothin' pleases the piratical ear quite so well as Pirrrrates of Penzance!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red" font="deutsch">It's bad luck to be talkin about pirates, what with us mired in this unnatural fog!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Mr. Marrrx, that will do! What I was after askin was yer philosophical opinion, not yon superstitious bilge!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red" font="deutsch">It's bad luck, mark my words!</caption> <character name="marx" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Consider them marked. Len, get me someone more piratical.</caption> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Aye, aye, cap'n!</caption> <caption location="bottom right">NEXT: LESS BILGE!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> @@ |
