Toonbots archive - episode published 20041021
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Four, baby. Four is the loneliest number you've ever ... no, wait, that's one. Yeah, OK, one is the loneliest
number you ever saw, except for zero or maybe pi or e or definitely four, amen, because Toonbots has been around
here for four long years, and we're continuing to bring it, yo dawg, bringin it to the Man, and maybe the Woman and Child
as well, indeed we're bringin it to all the archetypes of human existence, bar none, like the Cowboy and the
Madonna and the Guru and the Samurai, maybe even the Ronin, definitely the Pharaoh, sure, we're bringin it to the Pharoah,
set my people free!
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="900" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <caption location="middle" fgcolor="blue" size="60">4</caption> </panel> <panel/> <panel/> <panel> <character name="dot"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">What? That's it? That's your idea of a big fourth-anniversary episode?</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="me"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="orange">Hey, I'm going to the beach. I need to rest up.</caption> <character name="me" action="leaves"/> <character name="dot" action="leaves"/> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: FOUR MORE YEARS!</caption> </panel> <panel rowdir="horizontal"> <panel direction="horizontal"> <character name="dubya" aspect="2"/> <caption location="bottom middle">W00t!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">Not you, George.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle">Oh. Darn.</caption> <character name="dubya" action="leaves"/> </panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: FOUR MORE YEARS OF TOONBOTS!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> @@ |
