The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="2400" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">Now that I have the Despammed.com mail queue working, <br/>maybe I can look at this Toon-o-Matic cartoon queue.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">There has to be a lot of material backed up. Hmm. What's this setting here?</caption> </panel> <panel rowdir="horizontal"> <panel> <character name="mao"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Or</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Or you</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">you</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Or you can</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">can</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">c c c c c c</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">Oops, no.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">y y y you ccccc</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">caaaaaaaaalllllllllll</caption> </panel> </panel> <panel rowdir="horiz"> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Or you can call me...</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">... what the heck was THAT?!?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">Me working on the queue, sort of.</caption> </panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Jeez, it was a flashback to the Max Headroom 80's there.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">Hold that thought.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">I can't work under these conditions.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">That's just cut and pasted from the last episode.</caption> </panel> <panel> <panel rowdir="vertical"> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">There was some truth in it, though</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">There was some truth in it, though</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">There was some truth in it, though</caption> </panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">You want to stop the war and stuff, don't you?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">What? We haven't done the antiwar thread yet.</caption> </panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">That was definitely queued up during the Lenin's Cereal Massacree. We're getting close.</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="green" size="9">WE CONTROL THE VERTICAL. WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET. THERE IS NO PENGUIN<br/>FRONT WHETHER ARMED OR UNARMED. BE READY AT YOUR DESIGNATED SEAFOOD<br/>DEPOT SITE UPON RECEIPT OF THE PREARRANGED SIGNAL.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="fidel"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">Sacre bleu! Where is ze East German booth? Where is the CommieCon?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">It's the end of the world as we know it, Fidel. How are you feeling?</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="hick"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="grey" font="_nahkt">Hey, y'all -- I feel fine!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" font="_nahkt">I am feeling, 'ow you say? Fine?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">Darn font controls, sorry about that, and I feel fine.</caption> </panel> <panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">Oh</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">man</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">that's</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">an</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">awfully</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange">full....</caption> </panel> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">It's full of stars....</caption> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">That's no moon, it's a toon queue!</caption> <character name="osama"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">(IMAGINE AT THIS POINT THE CREAKING SOUND OF THE SINKING TITANIC)</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue" size="12">My lovely beard! It has grown back! Praise Allah!</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="dubya"/> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">Hey! Who's this guy next to me?!?</caption> <character name="spider"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" font="_nahkt" size="40">lkjsdfoiu oiu woei uwoe u oiu oiu 0982 74u sdofiu oiu 9082734 who's reading this I wonder? Hi! Welcome back! s9d8f7 987234 LKJsd0f87 08234 this is meant to take ou osiduf sodiuf sdofup up a lot of space. asdpfoiu oiweur oiu p because after all no Toonbots episode is really complete;lkj sdfsdf oiu poiuw eroiuw without plenty of plenty of hierglyphics! W0000000000000000000000000000000000000! oiuoiuwer poisduf 087 082 374oiu oiwu sdv</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue">Ah'm serious! We Presidents are always serious! Who is this guy? He looks familiar somehow!</caption> <character name="toonistmob"/> <character name="blorgle"/> <character name="yoda"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange" size="12"> &lt;cartoon height=&quot;1200&quot; width=&quot;700&quot; rowformat=&quot;1&quot;&gt; &lt;panel&gt; &lt;caption location=&quot;top middle&quot; fgcolor=&quot;orange&quot;&gt;Now that I have the Despammed.com mail queue working, &lt;br/&gt;maybe I can look at this Toon-o-Matic cartoon queue.&lt;/caption&gt; </caption> </panel> </panel> <panel> <character name="will"/> <character name="al"/> <character name="tirdun"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">What's the difference between an American and an American bomb?</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">Dunno, Mao. What IS the difference?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">The bomb is smart enough to find Iraq.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="lenin"/> <character name="mouse"/> <character name="ilya" aspect="hatted"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="green" size="60">Where is being start of CommieCon thread again?<br/> Is mic being on yet?</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="portal"/> <character name="dick"/> <character name="me"/> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="orange">Darn it, I'm not supposed to be in the toon again.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="chick"/> <character name="emsworth"/> <character name="frank"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="orange">God, I hate sysadmin work.</caption> </panel> </cartoon> @@