Toonbots archive - episode published 20030101

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The metacartoonist has either had too much of that hobbit weed, or he's playing with you.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="600" width="600" rowformat="1-2-2"> <panel> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle" size="18">AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT</caption> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="middle">It's 2003!<br>And here at Toonbots, we are committed to bringing you<br> an episode a day, every day, for the entire year.<br>Whether you want one or not.</caption> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle" size="10">Offer void where prohibited, contents may settle during packing,<br>batteries not included, your mileage may vary, no refunds or returns.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="top left">Behind door #1</caption> <character name="mao"> <caption fgcolor="red" location="bottom middle">Call me Ish Mao.</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"> </panel> <panel> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="top left">Behind door #2</caption> <character name="dubya"> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle">America needs more Toonbots! To this end, I propose we bomb Iraq.</caption> <character name="dubya" action="leaves"> </panel> <panel> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="top left">Behind door #3</caption> <character name="lenin"> <caption fgcolor="red" location="bottom middle">The name's Lenin. Vlad Lenin.</caption> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"> </panel> <panel> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="top left">Behind door #4</caption> <character name="dot"> <caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle">You surely aren't going to forget to break the fourth wall, are you?</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |