The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="600" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="napoleon"/> <caption location="top middle">Please allow me to introduce myself</caption> <caption location="bottom middle">I'm a cyborg of wealth and taste.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle">I've been around for many a long year</caption> <caption location="bottom middle">Sold many a corporate HQ to fate</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle">I was around when Netscape Corp had its moments of doubt and shame</caption> <caption location="bottom middle">Made damn sure that Billy Boy washed his hands and sealed its fate</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle">Pleased to meet you! Hope you guessed my name!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle">But what bothers you is the ... nature of my game!</caption> <caption location="top right" size="10" fgcolor="orange">Oo -- ooh, oo -- ooh,</caption> <caption location="bottom right" size="10" fgcolor="orange">Oo -- ooh, oo -- ooh,</caption> </panel> </cartoon>