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Lord Emsworth's poignant attempt to delve deeper into the fragil psyche of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin leads to an enlightening discourse.
The sweet strains of music stir within the soul of all humanity, as intellect and passion are merged into one ethereal unit.
The occasional crashing of the maraca merely adds to the pathos, which is inherent in our ever contradictory existence,
rendered even more lucid by the distant twang of the mandolin.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="300" width="1200" rowformat="3"> <panel> <caption location="center" fgcolor="orange">Entr'Acte (Of a Sort)</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red" >So, Fred--</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">Yeah, Mao?</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">What's your favorite music?</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue" size="12">Well, I don't know anything greater than the Apassionata.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="12">Amazing, superhuman music-- makes me want to pat the heads of those people who while living in this vile [expletive] can create such beauty.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">Really?</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">Oh, yeah.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">Especially when played by a good jug band, maraca, and electric guitar combo.</caption> <character name="bot"/> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="green">CHRISTIAN GANGSTA RAP!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |
