The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="dot"/> <caption location="top center" fgcolor="blue">What's green and sings?</caption> <caption location="bottom center" fgcolor="blue">Elvis Pickle!</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="al"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">Dot, just what the HECKFIRE was that stupid joke?</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue">Oh, Al, it was horrible. The idea was that I was promoting the dot-corn industry, and then I got STUCK and, and ...</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top center" fgcolor="blue">*snif*</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">Dot, it's OK. Nobody likes a hiatus.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="tirdun"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">More than a MONTH!</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">At least you GOT screen time.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue">Yeah.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: MORE SCREEN TIME!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>