The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="600" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="mao"/> <character name="al" aspect="2 faceright"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">I'm too depressed to use the Pickle Crisp theme, Mao.</caption> <caption location="bottom center" fgcolor="red">OK, how hard can a new theme be? All we have to do is parody 'Alice's Restaurant' </caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue" size="10">Maybe there's something in the script. </caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">Dum dum dum, You can get any zing you want, <br/> with D&amp;Z's Smoking Insects and Cybernetic Collective </caption> <caption location="bottom center" fgcolor="red">...or not... </caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue" size="10">I should be studying my lines anyway.. </caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">We could tell jokes. A nun, a leprechaun, and a wolverine <br/>walk into a bar.... </caption> <caption location="bottom center" fgcolor="red">Look, we need to get back to something resembling a direction here. </caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue" size="10">Is this my script?</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <character name="al" action="leaves"/> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="me" aspect="pensive"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="top center" fgcolor="orange">Hello? </caption> <caption location="bottom center" fgcolor="red">*gasp*<br/>OFFICER OBIE! </caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">next: more mouse!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>