The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="750" width="700" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="napoleon"/> <character name="ilya" aspect="hatted"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext">Resistance is futile!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">This is being exactly what I, Ilya Olenskaya, wanted to say!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext">The one called Lenin must be found immediately, hatted ursine!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">I am not having seen recently, either.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext">He is elusive indeed.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Yes, goes without saying!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext">Lenin must be assimilated into the collective for our plans to proceed further.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">I am being in agreement. Pickle Crisp is abomination to Central Committee.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext">Our temporary alliance will eliminate all resistance.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Resistance is being futile!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: PREVIOUSLY!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>