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<cartoon height="1100" width="900" rowformat="1"> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">LENIN'S CEREAL MASSACREE CONTINUES!</caption> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke"/> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Till we came to a side road! And off the side of the side road was another 15-foot cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff was another pile of garbage! We decided that one big pile's better'n two little piles, and rather than bring that one up, we decided to throw ours down.</caption> <character name="commiemobile" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="toonistmob"/> <character name="mao"/> <character name="fidel"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">W00t, Fidel, we're going to get rid of this garbage!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue">We're not a pile of garbage!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">Uh, Mao, could you<br/>look at this a moment?</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">What? Let me see.<br/><br/>You mean those hamsters there?</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red" size="14">Dude, those are SIBERIAN hamsters. They're an anti-endangered species!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue" size="10">We're not garbage!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" size="14">Why, Siberian hamsters are the chief cause of the national debt! There's a bounty on'em. I've heard wolverines really tear through the little suckers.</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue" size="10">This is stupid!<br/>Who thinks this junk up?<br/>"Just this one little crossover," he said.<br/>Never trust an Acadian!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue" size="12">So by dumping garBAZH on zem...</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red" size="12">We are shoring up the global economy.<br/>Exactly.</caption> <character name="toonistmob" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="toonistmob"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">So, over they go!</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">WE'RE NOT GARBAAAAAAAAA <br/> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <br/>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <br/>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <br/>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</caption> <character name="toonistmob" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom right" size="32">THUD!</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <character name="fidel" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke faceleft"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">So that's what we did.</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Drove back to the Kremlin, had a Defenestration Day<br/> breakfast that couldn't be beat, went to<br/>bed and didn't get up till the very next day, when ....</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: MORE OR LESS!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>