The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">LENIN'S CEREAL MASSACREE CONTINUES!</caption> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke"/> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Well, we got there,</caption> <character name="commiemobile" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">and there was a big sign and a CHAIN across the dump, sayin</caption> <caption location="middle" fgcolor="black" size="32"><br/>CLOSED ON THE ANNIVERSARY<br/>OF THE DEFENESTRATION OF PRAGUE<br/></caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">and we had never heard of a dump closed on the anniversary of the Defenestration of Prague before...</caption> <character name="mao"/> <character name="fidel"/> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">Sacre bleu!</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <character name="fidel" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke faceleft"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. </caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">We didn't find one.</caption> </panel> </cartoon>