Toonbots archive - episode published 20011116
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With a wrench and a shove and a hack, hack, hack The metacartoonist brings the storyline back!
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="1">
<panel>
<caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">PREVIOUSLY: LESS!</caption>
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<panel>
<character name="dot"/>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption location="top left" fgcolor="orange">What?</caption>
<caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">YOU know what.</caption>
<caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">Yeah, but -- But it was --- ... Oh, okay. Hey Mao! Back onstage!</caption>
<character name="dot" action="leaves"/>
</panel>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke"/>
<caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">Mao, mon ami, I 'ave not been in this comique very long, but ... 'ow do you follow it?</caption>
<caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Fidel, my advice to you is: don't even try, man. Don't even try.</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">And Fidel?</caption>
<caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">Oui, Mao?</caption>
<caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Cubans speak Spanish.<br/>Not French.</caption>
<caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: WOLVERINES!</caption>
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</cartoon>
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