Toonbots archive - episode published 20011116

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With a wrench and a shove and a hack, hack, hack The metacartoonist brings the storyline back!
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">PREVIOUSLY: LESS!</caption> </panel> <panel rowdir="horrible"> <panel> <character name="dot"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="orange">What?</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">YOU know what.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">Yeah, but -- But it was --- ... Oh, okay. Hey Mao! Back onstage!</caption> <character name="dot" action="leaves"/> </panel> </panel> <panel> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">Mao, mon ami, I 'ave not been in this comique very long, but ... 'ow do you follow it?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Fidel, my advice to you is: don't even try, man. Don't even try.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">And Fidel?</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">Oui, Mao?</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Cubans speak Spanish.<br/>Not French.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: WOLVERINES!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |