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A paean to the canonical iconicity of Toonbots, the central theme of today's episode is the canonical canon, which fires inspiration
in the soul of the apprehender even as the jollity of the byplay of the supporting cast and of their inherent lack of continuity tickles
the apprehensive funnybone: no-one is left out.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="900" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="commiemobile"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="24">Gently down the stream</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="32">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="24">Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="32">Gently down the stream</caption> <caption location="top middle" font="itcedscr" fgcolor="blue" size="40">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="red">Hi, Will, when did you show up?</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="24">Life is but a dream!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="32">Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,</caption> <caption location="top middle" font="itcedscr" fgcolor="blue" size="40">Gently down the stream</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange" size="16">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> <caption location="bottom left" font="itcedscr" fgcolor="blue" size="24">'Twas but a moment past.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red">Cool, the metacartoonist is here, too!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="24">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="32">Life is but a dream!</caption> <caption location="top middle" font="itcedscr" fgcolor="blue" size="40">Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange" size="16">Gently down the stream</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="orange" size="10">Len, I'm always here.<br/>And I'm a sucker for canons.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red">Hey, what happened to the truck?</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="commiemobile" aspect="coke"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="24">Gently down the stream</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="32">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> <caption location="top middle" font="itcedscr" fgcolor="blue" size="40">Life is but a dream!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange" size="16">Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="orange">What do you mean?</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red">... No, look up at the last panel! </caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="24">Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" size="32">Gently down the stream</caption> <caption location="top middle" font="itcedscr" fgcolor="blue" size="40">Row, row, row your boat,</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="orange" size="16">Life is but a dream!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Len, speaking of continuity, you<br/>aren't even here to start with.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: THE WOMBAT OF THE MINES!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |
