The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="900" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Now, it all started two Defenestration Days ago, two years ago on the Anniversary of the Defenestration of Prague,</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="fidel"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">when my friend and I went up to visit Lenin at the cereal factory, but Lenin doesn't *live* in the cereal factory, ...</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <character name="fidel" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="lenin"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">... he lives in the Kremlin nearBY the cereal factory, in the bell tower, ...</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="bot"/> <character name="dot"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">... with the Toonbot and Fascia the Dot, and ...</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext">Great horny toads!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue" size="10">Does the Kremlin even have a belltower? </caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">... livin in the BELLtower like that, they got a lotta room downstairs where the ... um, TOMBS used ta been.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue" size="10">And my name isn't even Fascia. This is <br/> stupid. I refuse to participate in this.</caption> <character name="dot" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="al" aspect="2 faceright"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">... Havin all that room, seein as how they took out all the tombs, they figured they didn't need to take out the garbage for a long time.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue" size="10">You're sure this is OK, then?<br/> I need the screentime. Thanks, Dot! </caption> </panel> </cartoon>