Toonbots archive - episode published 20011001
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In which it is seen that international terrorists are no match for Webtoons. The metacartoonist is, however, tired of dropping
anvils on Osama bin Laden in effigy, so this may well be the last we see of him. Until, of course, you least expect it.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="osama" rel-h="70" aspect="post-wolverine"/> <caption location="top middle">Gah, ah, Allah be praised, I think that I have lost them. There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet, thank you Allah, I am your slave.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="pokey" rel-h="40" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="top left">Ah, look, here is a penguin! I love penguins, surely Allah's funniest and most harmless of creatures. Hello, little penguin.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" font="courbi">AN ITALIAN!!! I SHALL SHAVE HIM, LITTLE GIRL!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle">Shave? No, no, please! I have already lost my beautiful beard! And I am not even Italian! I spit upon Italians! I curse Italy's corrupted corpse! What insane hell have I entered?!?</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="pokeygirl" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="top left">**screams like schoolgirl**</caption> <character name="osama" aspect="post-penguin"/> <caption location="bottom middle" font="courbi">YES</caption> <caption location="bottom right" font="courbi">HOORAY!!!!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |
