The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="600" width="800" rowformat="2"> <panel> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="osama"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">Thank you so much for being with us today, Osama bin Laden.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right">I am only happy to have had the opportunity to bring most merciful Allah's sweet words to the Godless people of this perverted and corrupt nation.</caption> <character name="osama" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="al" aspect="2 faceright"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">Wow. Was that really Osama bin Laden?</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Yup.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">You did know that the wolverines have been using that hallway for their billiard table, right?</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Yup.</caption> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right">AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! My beard! My beautiful beard!</caption> <caption location="bottom right">No, no! Please! By Allah most merciful, someone please help!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right">GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">That had to hurt.</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">Heh, heh, heh.</caption> </panel> </cartoon>