The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="1400" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="toonistmob"/> <character name="bot"/> <character name="damonk"/> <character name="mel_inish"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">STILL AT KEEN CENTRAL:</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" font="_nahkt" size="10">My God, will all this exposition never end? And who let the wolverines out, anyway? Awww. Otu's so kyoot!</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">So odd as it all may seem, you are all a part of the<br/> Framed!!! universe and thus exactly as fictional as<br/> Damonk himself!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left"> GASP!!!! BUT I DOAN WANNA<br/> LOSE MY NOSE!!!<br/> And besides, most of us<br/> aren't even Canadian!<br/> We're not like Damonk at all!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" font="_nahkt" size="10">And goodness, how Alaric has grown!</caption> <character name="toonistmob" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="damonk" aspect="2 faceright"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="green">Whoa, whoa, time out. You're saying I'm not REAL? But I DRAW all this! I'm GOD! ... right?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue" size="14">Eh, heh, heh. No. You defined the rules, but you're bound by them. It's like throwing people on a stage.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="green">But, but... What about things like the wish machine? The talking sign?!? DICK?!!!!11?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue">Special effects, hired help. Just think! All the world's but a stage! Shakespeare said it!</caption> <character name="bot" action="leaves"/> <character name="damonk" action="leaves"/> <character name="mel_inish" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="will"/> <character name="bot"/> <character name="damonk" aspect="1 faceleft"/> <character name="mel_inish"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="itcedscr" size="24">Forsooth, yet 'twas naught but the spirits speaking.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" font="_nahkt" size="10">... Well, even if your universe has ghosts, same thing applies.</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">... Well, even if your universe has<br/>ghosts, same thing applies.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="itcedscr" size="24">Nay, I spake but of the spirit of the grape.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" font="_nahkt" size="10">... Well, a universe with ghostly fruit is kind of odd, but ...</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">... Well, a universe with ghostly fruit is kind of odd, but ...</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="damonk" aspect="2 faceleft"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue" font="itcedscr" size="32">I was drunk out of me blarsted gourd, thou pinwitted mechanical churl!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" font="_nahkt" size="10">Oh.</caption> <character name="will" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="damonk" aspect="2 faceright"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">Eh, heh, heh. I think our exposition needs<br/>to be moving on now, don't you?<br/>Don't forget to continue at Boarders and Sister!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" font="ocraext" size="20">Oh, jeez.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="blue">Um, Mel? Who are you talking to?</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">Oops.</caption> </panel> </cartoon>