Toonbots archive - episode published 20010916
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BWAhahahaha! The metacartoonist doesn't know what hits him! Shut up, blurb boy. Aha! Back for more, eh?!? Yeah, well, Damonk
is a creep. Step outside and say that! Oh, shut up and tell the people to continue the storyline at
Boarders and Sister.
*ahem* The metacartoonist strikes a new trail into the uncharted wilderness of minimalist crossover, by deigning to participate in the so-called Great Framed Escape. Those fans who appreciate the well-honed metacartoonery of Toonbots will probably sniff in disdain at Damonk13's sprawling chaos of a catastrophe, but it's worth a casual laugh or two. Now if you don't mind, I'm late for lunch with the Greystone Inn narrator.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="800" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="mao"/> <character name="will"/> <character name="bot"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">Time flies like an arrow!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" font="itcedscr" size="24">Time goeth before the fall!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange" size="12">Well, I guess this explains a lot! "Toon-o-Matic v286.XVI.q.wombat, Copyright (c) 2038, Vivtek, All Rights Reserved."</caption> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"/> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <character name="will" action="leaves"/> <character name="bot" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="portal"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="mao"/> <character name="will"/> <character name="bot"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="green" size="32">SHOOP!!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" font="itcedscr" size="24">Time is the sweetest of all ... shoop?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange" size="12">But how could it run on my little desktop machine? Not enough power...</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">Time to worry about big holes opening up?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange" size="12">Huh. Here's code to tunnel to IP 64.71.165.130. Must be some big server sitting there.</caption> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="green">THOIK!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Len? Len? Speak to me, Len!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange" size="12">Darn. No rDNS on that IP. Let's check whois at arin.net, then.</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="green">POONT!</caption> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue" font="itcedscr" size="24">Forsooth, mayhap 'twould be time to panic.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange" size="12">Huh. Hurricane Electric, and rented to ... KEENSPOT.COM.</caption> <character name="will" action="leaves"/> <character name="portal" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="green" size="32">THPONG!!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="orange">Bot? Where did my characters go?</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue" font="ocraext" size="24">damonk is a creep.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">How true. I should never have consented to this stupid crossover.</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |