The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="800" width="600" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">[[ insert impassioned plea to metacartoonist ]]</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">What? Oh. I see your point.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red">[[ insert denigrating epithet ]]</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">Bear with me here, I think I see the problem...</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="middle" fgcolor="blue" size="40">KICK! POW!! BLAM!!!!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">OW! Dang. Stubbed my toe. Stupid Toon-o-Matic.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceleft"/> <caption location="bottom middle" fgcolor="orange">So how's that? Better?</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red" font="_nahkt">I don't know. Say something, Len.</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" font="_nahkt">Something Len?</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="red" font="_nahkt">Oh yeah. Much better</caption> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" font="_nahkt">That's it. International<br/>Toon Workers<br/>#302, here I come.</caption> </panel> </cartoon>