The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="700" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="pokey"/> <character name="lenin"/> <caption location="top left" font="couri">SON, ALL I HAVE TO GIVE YOU IS THIS ORANGE HORSE!!!<br/>ALWAYS REMEMBER, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE.</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">Thanks, Dad! But that's<br/>Shakespeare. I thought we <br/>were doing Dumas.</caption> <caption location="bottom left" font="couri">NONE OF YOUR LIP, BOY</caption> <character name="pokey" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Off I go to Paris fair<br/>Fame and fortune seeking there<br/>Diddle, diddle, deedle, deedle dum!</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red" size="20">Hey, Fred!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red" size="14">Poking fun at my orange horse!<br/> I'll run you through if this runs its course!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">Not at all, my headstrong friend<br/>Let's relax and fences mend.</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">A penguin prince you'll not offend! Sticks shall break and swords shall bend!</caption> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">That young man was tough to trounce, but in the end his head did bounce.<br/> He's bound for Paris, and I am, too. We'll tangle more before we're through.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: MORE MUSKETEERS!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>