Toonbots archive - episode published 20010822

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He tries hard to resist, but the metacartoonist succumbs yet again to the siren call of political commentary. They just make it so easy.

The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="500" width="800" rowformat="1">
<character name="dubya"/>
<caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">I am the very model of a modern major criminal<br/>
I've knowledge of the processes electoral and Seminole</caption>
<caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">I've got contacts in Florida and borrowed young Republicans<br/>
To grab the Oval Office long before Al and the public can!</caption>
<character name="lenin"/>
<character name="dubya" aspect="3"/>
<caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" font="courbi">For I am a penguin king!<br/>And it is, it is a GLORIOUS thing to be a Penguin King!</caption>
<caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue" size="12">There he goes, the Commie head<br/>
Can't he once shut up instead?</caption>
<character name="dubya" aspect="1"/>
<character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/>
<character name="mao"/><character name="will"/><character name="bot"/><character name="al"/><character name="chick"/>
<caption location="top middle">OH, HE IS A PENGUIN KING!  AND IT IS, IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PENGUIN KING!</caption>
<caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue" size="10">I am the very model of ... hey, shut up, you guys!</caption>

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