The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="500" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="dubya"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">I am the very model of a modern major criminal<br/> I've knowledge of the processes electoral and Seminole</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="blue">I've got contacts in Florida and borrowed young Republicans<br/> To grab the Oval Office long before Al and the public can!</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="lenin"/> <character name="dubya" aspect="3"/> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" font="courbi">For I am a penguin king!<br/>And it is, it is a GLORIOUS thing to be a Penguin King!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue" size="12">There he goes, the Commie head<br/> Can't he once shut up instead?</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="dubya" aspect="1"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <character name="mao"/><character name="will"/><character name="bot"/><character name="al"/><character name="chick"/> <caption location="top middle">OH, HE IS A PENGUIN KING! AND IT IS, IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PENGUIN KING!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue" size="10">I am the very model of ... hey, shut up, you guys!</caption> </cartoon>