Toonbots archive - episode published 20010820

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Dropping last week's haiku obsession, the metacartoonist returns to familiar surroundings with Seussian rhyme. In so doing, he contrasts
the austerity of Oriental conceptualizations of elegance and beauty with the bawdy-house rollicking of plebian Western wordsmithing; the
result, as always, radiates that ineffable Toonbots je ne sais quoi, without which all our lives would be that much flatter.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="500" width="800" rowformat="1"> <panel> <character name="lenin"/> <caption location="top middle" fgcolor="red">Funky panel scheme today.<br/>What's the metatoonist say?</caption> <character name="lenin" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="dot"/> <character name="lenin"/> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">The panel layout's not alone --<br/> we're back to verse, so hold the phone!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red">Hold the phone? That makes no sense!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="blue">Exactly why verse makes me tense.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">I'm worried, Len, I gotta say...</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="red" font="courbd">I FEEL THE URGE TO SHOUT HOORAY!!!!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |