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<cartoon height="1000" width="700" rowformat="2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1"> <panel> <caption location="middle" size="18" fgcolor="blue">MAO RECOUNTS<br/>or at least tries to</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="al"/> <caption location="top middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue" aspect="2 faceright">Boy, I can<br/> sympathize with THAT.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" size="12" fgcolor="orange">No, Al. Not that kind<br/>of recount. Really.</caption> <character name="al" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <character name="fidel"/> <character name="ilya" aspect="hatted" rel-h="70"/> <character name="ho"/> <caption location="top left" size="16" fgcolor="red">Um, Ho, I've been meaning to ask this for several weeks now, but why is the top of your head cut off like that?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue">(Whoo. Is just me, or is being bazillion degrees in this place? Is being too hot for bear in hat!)</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" size="16" fgcolor="red">My head? I, well, uh, I'm just having a bad hair day.</caption> <character name="ilya" aspect="normal"/> <character name="napoleon"/> <character name="tirdun"/> <caption location="top right" size="16" fgcolor="green">Aha! I think we can<br/>answer THAT question!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" size="12" fgcolor="red">Fidel, get off my foot<br/>man, this panel's too crowded.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue">(Whoo. Is being much better without hat.)</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" size="16" fgcolor="red">Who the heck are you people<br/>and why are you in my flashback?</caption> <caption location="top right" size="16" fgcolor="green">Who we are is unimportant! I think you<br/>should know, though, that "Ho"<br/>is none other than...</caption> <caption location="bottom left" size="12" fgcolor="red">Lo siento, compadre.</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue">(Uh-oh. Am thinking is maybe time to be leaving...)</caption> <character name="ilya" action="leaves"/> <character name="tirdun" action="leaves"/> <character name="napoleon" action="leaves"/> <character name="ho" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="dubya" aspect="1"/> <caption location="top left" size="20" fgcolor="red">*gasp* GEORGE W. BUSH!</caption> <caption location="top right" size="16" fgcolor="blue">I'm opposed to recounting on moral grounds!<br/> I would have gotten away with it,<br/>too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" size="10" fgcolor="blue">(Tird I matched one dreams an a <br/>pesymp a this ero ranape!) </caption> <character name="dubya" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" size="16" fgcolor="red">Who were those people, anyway?</caption> <caption location="top right" size="16" fgcolor="blue">Je ne sais pas, confrere,<br/>but zey left zis silver bullet.</caption> <caption location="bottom right" size="16" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: WOLVERINES!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>