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<cartoon height="600" width="700" rowformat="2"> <panel> <caption location="middle" size="18" fgcolor="blue">MAO RECOUNTS</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="12" fgcolor="orange">No, Al. Not that kind of recount.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <character name="fidel"/> <caption location="top left" size="14" fgcolor="red">How 'bout these<br/>booth babes, eh?</caption> <caption location="top right" size="14" fgcolor="blue">Esas, las East German<br/>swimmers? Caliente!</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="ilya" aspect="hatted" rel-h="70"/> <caption location="top middle" size="16" fgcolor="blue">Halt! Is please to stopping recount!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" size="10" fgcolor="red">Fer the love of --! I'm never going to establish this back story!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" size="12" fgcolor="red">OK, Bear. Bear in the Hat<br/>Why do you come here shouting like that?</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue">I am Ilya Olenskaya! Spirit of Communism!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue">Is coming to attention of Central Committee that present storyline omits important figure of Ho Chi Minh!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="12" fgcolor="red">Yeah, but I hadn't *met* Ho yet --</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" size="12" fgcolor="blue">No buts! Ho must be in storyline!</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="10" fgcolor="red">... OK. A little revisionism never hurt anyone.</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="ho"/> <caption location="top right" size="24" fgcolor="red">Hey, Fred!</caption> <caption location="bottom left" size="16" fgcolor="red">OK, now that's going too far! OUT OF MY FLASHBACK!</caption> <caption location="bottom right" size="16" fgcolor="blue">NEXT: WOLVERINES!</caption> </panel> </cartoon>