Toonbots archive - episode published 20010607

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The metacartoonist thumbs his nose at his fanbase and persists in his ongoing refusal to draw wolverines. The mark of a true artist,
of course, is his disdain for the fans.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="900" width="600" rowformat="2"> <panel> <character name="lenin"/> <caption location="bottom middle" size="14" fgcolor="blue">... Malkovich.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" size="14" fgcolor="blue">Wow...</caption> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <character name="lenin" aspect="faceright"/> <caption location="top right" size="14" fgcolor="red">Hey, Fred!</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" size="14" fgcolor="blue">Do you think John Malkovich would endorse Pickle Crisp?</caption> </panel> <panel> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top middle" size="14" fgcolor="red">Uh, yeah, sure, Lennie.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top left" size="14" fgcolor="blue">I told you before -- I prefer "Lenin".</caption> <caption location="bottom right" size="14" fgcolor="green">NEXT: WOLVERINES, SURELY!</caption> </panel> </cartoon> |