Toonbots archive - episode published 20010330
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Ever with his thumb on the pulse of current affairs, the metacartoonist unveils
another off-the-cuff masterpiece, replete with the subtle give and take of
sophisticated political commentary.
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The script used to make this toon:
<cartoon height="450" width="550" rowformat="2">
<panel>
<character name="hick" aspect="lookright"/>
<character name="chick" aspect="lookright"/>
<character name="dubya" aspect="2"/>
<caption fgcolor="grey" location="top left">Hey, Dubya! How many Supreme Court Justices...</caption>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle">...does it take to screw in a dim bulb?</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="hick" aspect="lookright"/>
<character name="chick" aspect="lookleft"/>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle" size="16">Was he looking up my ...</caption>
<character name="dubya" aspect="3"/>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="chick" aspect="lookleft" action="modify">
<draw name="lefteye" center="up 5"/><draw name="righteye" center="up 5"/>
</character>
<character name="dubya" aspect="4"/>
<caption fgcolor="red" location="top right">I don't know, how ma--</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="hick" aspect="normal" action="modify">
<draw name="smile" fill="white" type="ellipse" rel-h="40" rel-w="50" center="bridge up 10" start="50" end="130"/>
</character>
<character name="chick" aspect="normal" action="modify">
<draw name="smile" fill="white" type="ellipse" rel-h="40" rel-w="50" center="bridge up 10" start="50" end="130"/>
</character>
<character name="dubya" aspect="1"/>
<caption fgcolor="red" size="68" location="top right">HEY!</caption>
</panel>
</cartoon>
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