The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="800" width="600" rowformat="2"> <panel> <character name="mao"/> <caption location="bottom middle">I'm Henery VIII, I am</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom middle">Henery VIII, I am I am</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="chick"/> <caption location="bottom middle">I got married to the widow next door</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="chick" action="modify"> <draw name="righteye" size="150%"/> <draw name="lefteye" size="90%"/> </character> <caption location="bottom middle">She's been married seven times before</caption> <character name="chick" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom middle">And every one was an Henery</caption> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="will"/> <caption location="top middle">She wouldn't tap a Willy or a Sam</caption> <caption location="bottom middle" size="18" fgcolor="red">The woman knows not what she misses.</caption> <character name="will" action="leaves"/> </panel> <panel> <character name="mao" action="returns"/> <caption location="bottom middle">I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henery --</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom left">Henery VIII I am!</caption> <character name="lenin"/> <character name="mao" action="leaves"/> <caption location="bottom right" fgcolor="red" size="18">Hey, Mao.</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="bottom left" direction="down" size="15">Second verse same as the first...</caption> </panel> <panel> <character name="bot"/> <caption location="bottom left" fgcolor="red">I thought he was Mao Tse-Tung.</caption> <caption location="top right" fgcolor="blue">Agricultural technology.</caption> </panel> </cartoon>