Toonbots archive - episode published 20010126
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Madcap antics abound as the metacartoonist dates himself by displaying knowledge of antedeluvian music lyrics. The
central mystery remains unresolved: just what is a fandango?
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The script used to make this toon:
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<panel>
<character name="hick">
</character>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle">I see a little</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="hick" action="modify" line="4"/>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle">silhouetto of a man</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="hick" action="modify">
<draw name="head" center="left 50"/>
</character>
<caption fgcolor="gray" location="bottom middle">Gotta moosh!</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="hick" action="modify">
<draw name="head" center="right 50"/>
</character>
<character name="dot"/>
<character name="hick" action="leaves"/>
<caption fgcolor="gray" location="top middle">Gotta moosh!</caption>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom right" size="18">Scaramouche?</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle" size="20">Will you do the fandango?</caption>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle" size="20">Thunderbolt and lightning</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle" size="20">very, very frightening,</caption>
<character name="dot" action="leaves"/>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle" size="42">ME!</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle">Galileo</caption>
<character name="mao" rel-h="50"/>
<caption fgcolor="red" location="bottom middle" size="18">Hey, Fred!</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle" size="32">Galileo</caption>
<character name="mao" rel-h="50"/>
<caption fgcolor="red" location="bottom middle" size="18">Not Fred?</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="middle" size="38">Galileo!</caption>
<character name="mao" rel-h="50"/>
<character name="mao" action="leaves"/>
<caption fgcolor="red" location="bottom middle" size="18">OK, OK. Geez.</caption>
</panel>
<panel>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle">Figaro.</caption>
<character name="will" rel-h="50"/>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="bottom middle" size="18">Wouldst name me Sevillian, churl?</caption>
<character name="will" action="leaves"/>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="dubya" rel-h="50" aspect="1"/>
<caption fgcolor="red" location="bottom middle">Magnifico-o-o-o!</caption>
<character name="dubya" action="leaves"/>
</panel>
<panel>
<character name="hick" action="returns"/>
<character name="hick" action="modify"/>
<character name="dot" action="returns"/>
<character name="mao" action="returns"/>
<character name="will" action="returns"/>
<character name="dubya" action="returns" aspect="4"/>
<character name="lenin" rel-h="50"/>
<character name="bot"/>
<caption fgcolor="blue" location="top middle" size="28">No, no, no, no, no, nyet, fork!</caption>
</panel>
</cartoon>
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