The script used to make this toon:

<cartoon height="250" width="500" gradient="slategray2-blue" rowformat="2-2"> <panel> <caption location="top left" fgcolor="blue">What's the difference between</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="top right" direction="down" fgcolor="blue">Dubya and Clinton?</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="left middle" fgcolor="blue">One will be a lame duck</caption> </panel> <panel> <caption location="middle" fgcolor="blue">for only ten more weeks.</caption> </panel> </cartoon>