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Napoleon Sat Feb 10 01:57:31 2001
What, no posts all day?

Did we all die?

I know I did.

*cools and stiffens*

gopher Sat Feb 10 12:21:51 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> Did we all die?

> I know I did.

> *cools and stiffens*

It can be rather hard to maintain the level of posting quality that this message board requires, so perhaps is it better not to post for a little while than to destroy the value of all the posts as a whole by posting something that isn't quite as coherent, like this sentence, which is being posted without the help of caffeine.

There, all new post just for you Napoleon. Now I gotta go fix that caffeine problem...

Michael Sat Feb 10 21:00:39 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> It can be rather hard to maintain the level of posting quality that this
> message board requires,

OK. So, *I'm sorry* that I made fun of your syntax. Can we move on now?

Napoleon, I think we're just mourning dear departed Emsworth. But *snif* life goes on.

I went caving today, thank you. Well. Not "caving", I just went on a guided tour at Marengo Cave (which has among other things Indiana's largest cave passage, and actually since they discovered the third level five years ago I think it's Indiana's largest cave system period. Not sure of that last.) It's a convenient way to do something outdoorsy when it's cold.

Not like we haven't seen every public cave in Indiana more than once, but it's still a fun Saturday thing.

I'm going to do an episode now. I've let things slide too long again. I didn't like the last one much and this French Riviera thing pretty much made me forget everything else.

gopher Sat Feb 10 21:39:19 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> OK. So, *I'm sorry* that I made fun of your syntax. Can we move on now?

Wow, a level of sarcasm that I completely missed while making the post.

Michael Sat Feb 10 21:53:38 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> Wow, a level of sarcasm that I completely missed while making the post.

You keep missing levels of sarcasm like that and your days as High Priest are numbered, bub.

gopher Sat Feb 10 22:01:27 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> You keep missing levels of sarcasm like that and your days as High Priest
> are numbered, bub.

I'm sorry! I had just woken up, and I really wasn't thinking incredibly clearly. Never again will I wander the halls of the 'toon before partaking of the holy caffeine.

Napoleon Sun Feb 11 02:05:43 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> I'm sorry! I had just woken up, and I really wasn't thinking incredibly
> clearly. Never again will I wander the halls of the 'toon before partaking
> of the holy caffeine.

Oh, yeah? Well SOME of us don't NEED caffeine to clear our thoughts! We get by on plain ol' insanity! Mostly 'cause caffeine gives us tummyaches and then we're in pain all the rest of the day.

..."we"? Did someone clone me while I wasn't watching? Sheesh.

Napoleon's clone Sun Feb 11 02:06:55 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?


> ..."we"? Did someone clone me while I wasn't watching? Sheesh.

Weren't you paying attention?! It was a long, involved medical procedure! Surely you had to have noticed *something*!

Napoleon Sun Feb 11 02:08:04 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> Weren't you paying attention?! It was a long, involved medical procedure!
> Surely you had to have noticed *something*!

Oh, shut up, you stupid clone. You're just a pale copy of me anyway.

Napoleon's clone Sun Feb 11 02:08:46 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> Oh, shut up, you stupid clone. You're just a pale copy of me anyway.

Yes... pale... rather like a window.

Wouldn't you say so?

Napoleon Sun Feb 11 02:09:20 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> Yes... pale... rather like a window.

> Wouldn't you say so?

Oh, great. Now I'm being threatened by my own clone!

Anyone care to help me out here?

Brian Sun Feb 11 02:16:23 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> Oh, great. Now I'm being threatened by my own clone!

> Anyone care to help me out here?

I don't like those sci-fi cloning things when they happen. Cause there's always someone there with a gun. And he can't figure out which is the evil clone and which is the good original. Well this time I'll be the one with the gun. And I deem both clone and original to be evil. Say good bye. ::shoots both Napoleons:: Problem solved! Everyone go home.

Zombie Napoleon Sun Feb 11 02:19:24 2001
Re: What, no posts all day?

> I don't like those sci-fi cloning things when they happen. Cause there's
> always someone there with a gun. And he can't figure out which is the evil
> clone and which is the good original. Well this time I'll be the one with
> the gun. And I deem both clone and original to be evil. Say good bye.
> ::shoots both Napoleons:: Problem solved! Everyone go home.

graaaaaaaains...

gopher Sun Feb 11 03:26:02 2001
The clone

Is this all going to count towards Napoleon's post count? They claim to be two seperate people, after all...

Zombie Napoleon Sun Feb 11 03:36:59 2001
Re: The clone

> Is this all going to count towards Napoleon's post count? They claim to be
> two seperate people, after all...

*eats gopher's brain*






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