Toonbots message board: I can't believe...

gopher Fri Feb 2 02:07:13 2001 Re: I can't believe... > I can't believe I thought that archiving the message boards would make the > post counts go *down*. Sheesh. The jihad is like an avalanche. One can build a village in it's way, but in the end the village will lose. Or something like that. You'd have to build pretty quick to get a whole village errected in the middle of an avalanche.

Chris Fri Feb 2 02:20:35 2001 Re: I can't believe... > The jihad is like an avalanche. One can build a village in it's way, but > in the end the village will lose. Or something like that. You'd have to > build pretty quick to get a whole village errected in the middle of an > avalanche. while( jihad == EXISTS ) { avalanche=1; village='flattened'; if( village_rebuilt == TRUE) { wolverines(); cout << "Nobody expects the Toonbots Jihad!"; } else conquer_world(); if( world_conquered == FALSE ) defenestrate(world); } (Yes, I'm sure that was garbage code, and poorly written garbage at that, but it's LATE, dammit. And I really wish this message board did text indentation.)

Napoleon Fri Feb 2 02:24:12 2001 Re: I can't believe... > defenestrate(world); This is my absolute favorite line of code ever.

gopher Fri Feb 2 02:26:01 2001 Re: I can't believe... > cout but it's LATE, dammit. I thought you were in AK? That 2AM is *my* 2AM, ya pansy.

Brother Emsworth Sat Feb 3 23:55:11 2001 Re: I can't believe... > I can't believe I thought that archiving the message boards would make the > post counts go *down*. Sheesh. Well, I see the first monster thread is gone at least (as are quite a few other threads, including my "trout is a red herring" post.) Also, poor Pooga Poogissima is now off the PAFTWJ roster (which is continuing to shrink all the time.) Lee Herold and nd are also amongst the many casualties. Their posts have been utterly discarded, defenestrated, even. Only the Right Reverend BoxJam has had the foresight to start posting again.

Michael Sun Feb 4 01:06:05 2001 Re: I can't believe... > Well, I see the first monster thread is gone at least (as are quite a few > other threads, including my "trout is a red herring" post.) > Also, poor Pooga Poogissima is now off the PAFTWJ roster (which is > continuing to shrink all the time.) Lee Herold and nd are also amongst the > many casualties. Their posts have been utterly discarded, defenestrated, > even. Only the Right Reverend BoxJam has had the foresight to start > posting again. I finally just decided to run the archiver until that monster thread was gone. They'll be back.