gopher Thu Nov 9 19:02:14 2000
PAFTWJ titles
To truly complete the authenticity of the People's Armed Front of Toonbots Worshipper's Jihad, we need some sort of heiarchy. Of course we have Michael, the Meta-cartoonist, voice of the Holy Dot, guardian of the Toon-o-Matic, and keeper of the XML scrolls; and myself, High Priest of PAFTWJ, keeper of the holy weird-ass browser. Lee is next by posts, so what kind of cool title should we give him?
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Michael Fri Nov 10 14:27:48 2000
Re: PAFTWJ titles
Order! Order! One person at a time!
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Napoleon Fri Nov 10 17:28:52 2000
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> Order! Order! One person at a time!
Me first!
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Pyromancy Fri Nov 10 16:27:16 2000
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> Lee is next by posts, so
> what kind of cool title should we give him?
What sort of titles does PAFTWJ have to give?
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gopher Fri Nov 10 17:36:38 2000
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> What sort of titles does PAFTWJ have to give?
I dunno. Caffeine overdoses can only inspire so much.
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Michael Fri Nov 10 19:40:19 2000
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> What sort of titles does PAFTWJ have to give?
Heck, Pyromancy, it's wide open! Ever wanted to be a Grand Panjandrum?
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Napoleon Fri Nov 10 22:48:33 2000
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> Heck, Pyromancy, it's wide open! Ever wanted to be a Grand Panjandrum?
High Chancellor of Defenestration.
I claim that one, if the great one is willing to bestow it upon me. If not, then, uh... wah.
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gopher Fri Nov 10 23:13:06 2000
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> High Chancellor of Defenestration.
> I claim that one, if the great one is willing to bestow it upon me.
Why wait? Just grab it, like I did.
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Pooga Sat Nov 11 00:12:33 2000
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> Why wait? Just grab it, like I did.
Okay, I declare myself the Honorable Last New Guy To Post Here Before BoxJam. I just hope BoxJam comes through on his end.
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BoxJam Sat Nov 11 01:21:19 2000
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> Okay, I declare myself the Honorable Last New Guy To Post Here Before
> BoxJam. I just hope BoxJam comes through on his end.
I declare that Pooga should just SHUT UP, and GET OFF MY BACK.
I'm a big, important cartoonist with lots of important things to do, you know.
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Michael Sat Nov 11 11:30:52 2000
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> I declare that Pooga should just SHUT UP, and GET OFF MY BACK.
> I'm a big, important cartoonist with lots of important things to do, you
> know.
Goodness. We have indeed been graced with the presence of greatness today.
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Tirdun Sat Nov 11 20:43:40 2000
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> Goodness. We have indeed been graced with the presence of greatness today.
Shucks, and me and the missus were just sittin here in our slummy clothes. It figgures.
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Pooga Mon Nov 13 11:17:32 2000
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> I declare that Pooga should just SHUT UP, and GET OFF MY BACK.
> I'm a big, important cartoonist with lots of important things to do, you
> know.
Hey, I just brought about a self-fulfilling prophecy! That ain't exactly chicken feed!
Oh, all right. I'm sorry I badgered and shamed his royal Jamness into posting here just so my title would be valid. I'd allow you to defenstrate me now, but permission for that must come from Napolean.
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Michael Mon Nov 13 14:24:45 2000
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> Oh, all right. I'm sorry I badgered and shamed his royal Jamness into
> posting here just so my title would be valid.
No, that's precisely the deviousness the Jihad is looking for. We hereby bestow upon thee the Order of the Self-Fulfulling Prophecy, with all the rights and privileges which it entails.
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Napoleon Mon Nov 13 20:58:48 2000
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> I'd allow you to defenstrate
> me now, but permission for that must come from Napolean.
Napolean? Who's that? *rimshot*
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Chris Mon Nov 13 22:46:50 2000
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> Napolean? Who's that? *rimshot*
That would be Napoley-Ann, Raggedy-Ann's evil twin who by strange coincidence also enjoys hurling people through windows. I'd call the copyright lawyers if I were you.
"Settlement!" "Settlement!" "Settlement!" "Payoff!"
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Napoleon Tue Nov 14 02:41:38 2000
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> That would be Napoley-Ann, Raggedy-Ann's evil twin who by strange
> coincidence also enjoys hurling people through windows. I'd call the
> copyright lawyers if I were you.
> "Settlement!" "Settlement!" "Settlement!"
> "Payoff!"
Or I could just thwap her into submission with a comically oversized spork. Either way.
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Michael Sat Nov 11 20:02:00 2000
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> Okay, I declare myself the Honorable Last New Guy To Post Here Before
> BoxJam. I just hope BoxJam comes through on his end.
Hmm... That was awfully convenient. People? Notice how you never actually see Pooga and Boxjam together? Isn't that ... odd?
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Michael Sun Nov 12 01:40:17 2000
Defenestration
> High Chancellor of Defenestration.
> I claim that one, if the great one is willing to bestow it upon me. If
> not, then, uh... wah.
Let it be known throughout the network that upon this day, We bestow upon Napoleon the title of "High Chancellor of Defenestration" for ill or good, to be passed to her descendants in direct descent unto the seventh generation.
So mote it be.
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Napoleon Sun Nov 12 15:29:42 2000
WOOHOO!
> Let it be known throughout the network that upon this day, We bestow upon
> Napoleon the title of "High Chancellor of Defenestration" for
> ill or good, to be passed to her descendants in direct descent unto the
> seventh generation.
> So mote it be.
I'm sorry for every time I ever killed you, attempted to kill you, threatened to kill you, arranged to have someone else kill you, didn't bother to stop someone else from killing you, or harbored thoughts of killing you, your most excellent Toonbotfulness.
This is the happiest day of my life.
*snif*
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gopher Sun Nov 12 16:10:22 2000
Defenestration?
Um, I'm just curious, but who exactly is need of defenestraion? Is this going to be our new method of attack against the infidels?
*looks around to make sure there aren't any windows nearby*
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Michael Sun Nov 12 17:33:13 2000
Re: Defenestration?
> Um, I'm just curious, but who exactly is need of defenestraion?
Well, you just never know. It's handy to know who's going to take care of it in case defenestration should indeed be required.
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