Napenguin Thu Oct 20 22:54:34 2005
Blather.
As is traditional that I do from time to time:
*picks up entire message board, staggers slightly under load, then with a running start hurls it through a handy window*
Being without Internet for the better part of two months sucks. I don't recommend it.
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mouse Fri Oct 21 17:25:44 2005
Re: Blather.
> Being without Internet for the better part of two months sucks. I don't
> recommend it.
poor baby!
how's life at school otherwise?
(and does this mean snail dust will finally update?)
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Napenguin Sat Oct 22 12:44:38 2005
Re: Blather.
> poor baby!
Yes! Pity me.
> how's life at school otherwise?
Not in school right now. Long story. I'll get you next year, accursed education!
> (and does this mean snail dust will finally update?)
Um... maybe. Don't hold your breath. Or do, but don't blame me when you pass out and/or die.
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mouse Mon Oct 24 18:31:06 2005
Re: Blather.
> Don't hold your breath. Or do, but don't blame me when you
> pass out and/or die.
and/or? i get a choice?
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Emsworth Wed Oct 26 08:34:01 2005
Re: Blather.
> and/or? i get a choice?
Yes, but apparently you must choose one or the other, and not both. There can be no middle ground. Unless of course you want to write a book about encounters with death and seeing the white light but suddenly an eerie voice shouted "WOULDN'T YOU RATHER ENJOY A PACK OF H&M SMOKED ANTS?" at which point you felt yourself dragged back, quite possibly by a bear in a hat.
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Napenguin Wed Oct 26 22:57:19 2005
Re: Blather.
> Yes, but apparently you must choose one or the other, and not both. There
> can be no middle ground. Unless of course you want to write a book about
> encounters with death and seeing the white light but suddenly an eerie
> voice shouted "WOULDN'T YOU RATHER ENJOY A PACK OF H&M SMOKED
> ANTS?" at which point you felt yourself dragged back, quite possibly
> by a bear in a hat.
And this is why we love Brutha Ems.
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mouse Thu Oct 27 15:47:29 2005
Re: Blather.
> And this is why we love Brutha Ems.
and the bear in the hat.
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Emsworth Thu Oct 27 16:17:24 2005
Re: Blather.
> and the bear in the hat.
So you love the bear in the hat more? Sniff. Would it help if you saw me in my moose hat?
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Bear in hat Thu Oct 27 19:48:33 2005
Re: Blather.
> So you love the bear in the hat more? Sniff. Would it help if you saw me
> in my moose hat?
Moose in hat is no bear in hat. Only bear in hat is bear in hat. Am keeping eye on you, little Emsworth man. Spirit of Communism is watching.
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Emsworth in moose hat Thu Oct 27 21:07:04 2005
Re: Blather.
> Moose in hat is no bear in hat. Only bear in hat is bear in hat. Am
> keeping eye on you, little Emsworth man. Spirit of Communism is watching.
Ah, but *I* am the co-spectre of Communism! And in mother messageboard, wolverines are watching YOU!
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ah, ems... Fri Oct 28 17:08:43 2005
Re: Blather.
you know i love you in or out of a moose hat. (in or out of a moose, too, for that matter)
but if a bear in a hat drags me back from other side, well....i gotta feel _some_ fondness for that.
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mouse Fri Oct 28 17:16:02 2005
Re: Blather.
that was me, by the way - how did my subject get in the wrong place?
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Michael Sat Oct 22 10:49:33 2005
Re: Blather.
Yay!
How's Indy? We lived there for a while. Full of Cancun-obsessed, sterophilic, jet-ski-buying yuppies. But I liked snagging a Big Mac and eating it on the Circle at lunchtime.
So do I gather you're actually living in Broadripple?
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Napenguin Sat Oct 22 12:43:32 2005
Re: Blather.
> How's Indy?
Okay as long as I don't go downtown. Too many tall buildings. Freaks me out.
You'd think growing up 20 miles from LA, I'd be of the opposite opinion if anything, but turns out not so much.
> So do I gather you're actually living in Broadripple?
Southport, now. Back at the hellish location that was Wyckford Commons (see http://www.livejournal.com/users/napoleonherself/tag/dyckford+commons for the whole mess if you dare), we were a stone's throw from Avon, but still, I believe, technically in Indy proper.
That's another thing that weirds me out. Is it one city, or is it a bunch? Make up your minds, people!
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Michael Sat Oct 22 23:47:20 2005
Re: Blather.
> Okay as long as I don't go downtown. Too many tall buildings. Freaks me
> out.
Jeez. Stay away from Chicago, then.
> Southport, now.
Ah.
> Back at the hellish location that was Wyckford Commons
> (see http://www.livejournal.com/users/napoleonherself/tag/dyckford+commons
> for the whole mess if you dare),
Jeez again. That sounds really ... nice. And here I thought living on Fall Creek Parkway and hearing occasional small arms fire across the water was bad.
Napoleon, my dear, there is more than one reason why I left Indiana. White trash pisses me off. Puerto Rican trash is at least somewhat exotic and the weather is better.
> That's another thing that weirds me out. Is it one city, or is it a bunch?
> Make up your minds, people!
What, you've never been to Orange County?
My favorite is Speedway, Indiana, which is a separate town completely surrounded by Indianapolis. In exactly the same way in which Vatican City is surrounded by Rome. Just as the Roman Catholic Church is thus not actually in Rome, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway is not actually in Indianapolis.
Your daily Indiana trivia, and I'm sure you really wanted to know.
It's nice to hear from you. Don't be a stranger.
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Napenguin Wed Oct 26 22:56:25 2005
Re: Blather.
> What, you've never been to Orange County?
That, at least, has the decency to be a county, not a city that eats other cities for breakfast.
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Michael Thu Oct 27 19:46:53 2005
Re: Blather.
> That, at least, has the decency to be a county, not a city that eats other
> cities for breakfast.
Well, but after Indianapolis ate Marion County, it realized it was still hungry.
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