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Michael Tue May 17 15:19:53 2005
Hungarian moment #n

Have I mentioned that this is where hamsters come from?

Hungary has -- get this -- *wild hamsters*.

Jenn Wed May 18 08:13:27 2005
Re: Hungarian moment #n

> Hungary has -- get this -- *wild hamsters*.

Why do I get the feeling there's about to be a Monty Pythonesque song?

mouse Thu May 19 19:57:27 2005
sing a song of rodents

> Why do I get the feeling there's about to be a Monty Pythonesque song?

nonsense - who would do a song about hamster?

gerbil, now....

Michael Tue May 24 17:51:49 2005
Re: sing a song of rodents

> gerbil, now....

Is the plural of "gerbil" "gerbil"? Like sheep or mongoose?

mouse Thu May 26 01:33:18 2005
Re: sing a song of rodents

> Is the plural of "gerbil" "gerbil"? Like sheep or
> mongoose?

you don't want a plural of gerbil. they'll eat you out of house and home.

and keep you up all night running in those little wheels.

Michael Fri May 27 16:17:08 2005
Re: sing a song of rodents

> and keep you up all night running in those little wheels.

The gerbil are restless!

spinclad Thu Jun 23 23:29:56 2005
pluralities

> Is the plural of "gerbil" "gerbil"? Like sheep or
> mongoose?

I thought several mongoose was mongeese...

mouse Thu May 19 19:56:34 2005
Re: Hungarian moment #n

> Have I mentioned that this is where hamsters come from?

> Hungary has -- get this -- *wild hamsters*.

i thought hamsters were from syria.

although (were i a hamster) i would probably prefer hungary to syria. there are probably camel spiders in syria.

Michael Tue May 24 17:50:26 2005
Re: Hungarian moment #n

> i thought hamsters were from syria.

Wait, it's *gerbils*. I've never been convinced there's a difference between hamsters and gerbils anyway, but I know it's one of them because my daughter was just learning about the Hungarian grasslands ecology at school and they have pictures of all the grasslands animals. Which include gerbils, or hamsters, or whatever.

Speaking of grasslands creatures, we saw a rabbit out the window the other day (although, given that yesterday was The Day, I suppose *throwing* the rabbit out the window would have been more appropriate.) I say "rabbit" for lack of a better word. I'm used to cute little Indiana bunnies. This creature was huge, more of a deer than a rabbit, a giant among conies, lanky and with a hungry, somewhat manic glint in its rodential eye. Or so I imagine I would have seen it, had it not been fifty yards away across the street.

Seriously, this was one weird-looking rabbit for a Hoosier boy.

A week ago I was out walking and scared up some pheasants. Real pheasants. They looked like a woodcut or something. It still sometimes freaks me out, after fifteen years, that my wife is a real live European and I'm living in Europe again. (She reports the same freaky notion that she seems to have married and had kids with an *American* of all things.)

> there are probably camel spiders in syria.

Nasty humped things. But they can go a long time without water.

mouse Thu May 26 01:27:30 2005
Re: Hungarian moment #n

> Wait, it's *gerbils*. I've never been convinced there's a difference
> between hamsters and gerbils anyway,

gerbils jump, and they have tails. hamsters don't have tails (well, they have little short ones - nothing to write home about), and they more scurry.

Chris Thu May 26 12:51:22 2005
Re: Hungarian moment #n

> gerbils jump, and they have tails. hamsters don't have tails (well, they
> have little short ones - nothing to write home about), and they more
> scurry.

Hamsters don't jump because they've been hamsterung.

What?

Stop giving me those looks.






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