Inspired by a 70s live action Sesema Street segment, dental procedures, and the fact that self and the tobacconist appear to be the only souls here...

Me and my spammer, Forgetting all our grammer, Just got back from the dentist today.

Me and the spammer, Outside of the crammers, Waiting out the Camels delay

Me and the spammer, Wish he was in the slammer, Amusing but tedious, it's true, When it's just the spammer and you!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo dooo doo doo dooo!