Emsworth Tue Nov 30 15:20:10 2004|
Lung Cancer, $15.95 with delivery!
When one's feeling slightly wacky, And has a craving for tobacky, When chaws and snuff simply won't do, And your pipe is coated in mildew, There's but a single source, to which you have recourse.
Cigarettes! With delivery! Dropped at your day, by men in livery! Admittedly the smoke attacks your lungs, But enjoy the horrid vices while you're young!
From Luckys to Chesterfields, Camel to Marlboro, These former radio sponsors, Will ease your throat like a barber, oh!
So if one is longing, For a self-destructive habit, And doesn't have the time to Play with rabid rabbits, Then hearken to the constant vendors, And smoke a pack of Luckies 'til you die!