Emsworth the Elegant Sat Oct 23 01:48:03 2004|
Ode to an Omnivore
Wolverines, as they are known, are creatures most voracious,
They nibble and gobble and gnaw and drobble, and are generally not loquacious
Though from their size, one might surmise, "They are but cheerful pets!"
While one may cuddle, with warm reception
A kick brings many regrets
Their teeth are numerous, their tails well padded,
They romp through life most gleefully,
Whether tossing a ball or ravaging a mall,
Merry, they'll always be, fully.