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Emsworth the Elegant Sat Oct 23 01:48:03 2004
Ode to an Omnivore

Wolverines, as they are known, are creatures most voracious,

They nibble and gobble and gnaw and drobble, and are generally not loquacious

Though from their size, one might surmise, "They are but cheerful pets!"

While one may cuddle, with warm reception

A kick brings many regrets

Their teeth are numerous, their tails well padded,

They romp through life most gleefully,

Whether tossing a ball or ravaging a mall,

Merry, they'll always be, fully.

Jenn Sat Oct 23 09:48:46 2004
Re: Ode to an Omnivore

I hate when they drobble! :)

Seriously, Em...that was lovely!

And the latest toon was a masterpiece of simplicity and minimalist statement. The artist is clearly having a Gauguin-esque return to his most basic elements in the wilds of Puerto Rico. I look forward to (NEXT!) brightly colored prints on semi-nude native women. Oh, wait. This is a family toon, isn't it?

Michael Wed Oct 27 01:23:28 2004
Re: Ode to an Omnivore

> Wolverines, as they are known, are creatures most voracious,

I meant to mention earlier this week, Emsworth -- this is good!






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