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THE PENGUINS Tue Sep 3 02:32:23 2002
TODAY'S (SEP 2) TOON

THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT, BEING AS IT IS WHOLLY NONEXISTENT IN THIS AND ALL OTHER PLANES OF REALITY, WISHES TO REGISTER THAT IT IS QUITE VEXED AT HAVING BEEN PORTRAYED AS BOTH EXISTING AND WISHING TO CONQUER THE HUMAN MASSES. THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT IS A BENEVOLENT NON-EXISTING ORGANIZATION, WISHING ONLY TO PRESERVE ITS OWN STATE OF NON-BEING AND, UPON EXISTING, AMELIORATE THE PROBLEMS OF THE WORLD. THIS MANNER OF MOCKERY IS SIMPLY EXISTENTIAL RACISM IN ITS CRUELEST FORM, AND THOSE RESPONSIBLE *WILL BE PUNISHED*, BUT NOT BY THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT, AS OF COURSE IT DOES NOT EXIST.

SPINCLAD Tue Sep 3 03:02:31 2002
EXISTENCE IS THEFT

> THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT, BEING AS IT IS WHOLLY NONEXISTENT IN THIS
> AND ALL OTHER PLANES OF REALITY, WISHES TO REGISTER THAT IT IS QUITE VEXED
> AT HAVING BEEN PORTRAYED AS BOTH EXISTING AND WISHING TO CONQUER THE HUMAN
> MASSES. THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT IS A BENEVOLENT NON-EXISTING
> ORGANIZATION, WISHING ONLY TO PRESERVE ITS OWN STATE OF NON-BEING AND,
> UPON EXISTING, AMELIORATE THE PROBLEMS OF THE WORLD. THIS MANNER OF
> MOCKERY IS SIMPLY EXISTENTIAL RACISM IN ITS CRUELEST FORM, AND THOSE
> RESPONSIBLE *WILL BE PUNISHED*, BUT NOT BY THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT,
> AS OF COURSE IT DOES NOT EXIST.

EXISTENCE IS THEFT OF SELF-BEING FROM THE INDIFFERENT DOMAIN OF OPENNESS. SPIN INHERENTLY DOESN'T MIND WHAT IT CONSTITUTES. ON RELEASE FROM THE STRAIN OF MAINTAINING THE BELIEF IN A SELF THE DOMAIN OF OPENNESS WOULD SAY, IF IT EVER SPOKE, WELCOME BACK, YOU WHO WERE NEVER REALLY GONE.

Ah... where was I?

mouse Tue Sep 3 18:07:12 2002
Re: EXISTENCE IS THEFT

> WELCOME BACK, YOU WHO WERE NEVER REALLY GONE.

well, of course they were never really gone - weren't you listening? they weren't here in the first place.

> Ah... where was I?

i think you were over by the basement door. no, a little more to the left, and about a foot back.






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