Toonbots message board: hmmm

mouse Thu Aug 29 18:05:20 2002 Re: hmmm > I see my name is at the bottom of this board, finding it hard to believe > that i have the third highest number of posts, not counting michaels, of > course, as he isnt listed..So, does this mean that I am an honorary > memeber here? ha! i _knew_ you'd posted before! actually everyone who posts here gets counted (except, as you say, michael) - you will note even THE PENGUINS are there, and they are certainly without honor. so yes, by posting you become one of us. (so there!)

surfer Thu Aug 29 18:19:12 2002 Re: hmmm > ha! i _knew_ you'd posted before! >Yes, I have...but it was under false pretenses. I was looking for information, had no idea about any of these toonbots..which, I have read some of, and I, um...think I qualify as being "cool enough"

spinclad Thu Aug 29 23:46:34 2002 Re: hmmm Please note that it is by joining those without honour that you join such as us. Further, that should the archives still bear the seeming of sense among their marks, then you may not yet have your Sense organ fully crispy. It is when Nakht begins to read equiclever with #strikethrough# HOORAY!!! #/# that you may know without knowing that you are 'cool enough'. (and naturally in no way fodder for the UNTITLED ARMED PANGOLIN FRONT. because there isn't any.) Unlike me. But then it's priors' privilege to keep setting the bar higher.

surfer Fri Aug 30 08:59:40 2002 Re: hmmm > Please note that it is by joining those without honour that you join such > as us. > Further, that should the archives still bear the seeming of sense among > their marks, then you may not yet have your Sense organ fully crispy. It > is when Nakht begins to read equiclever with #strikethrough# HOORAY!!! #/# > that you may know without knowing that you are 'cool enough'. (and > naturally in no way fodder for the UNTITLED ARMED PANGOLIN FRONT. because > there isn't any.) > Unlike me. But then it's priors' privilege to keep setting the bar higher. Okay, after reading this..maybe i should re-think my cool-ness..or, if it as you say. I am definitely cool enough.

mouse Sun Sep 1 00:27:19 2002 Re: hmmm > I am definitely cool enough. that's the attitude!

THE PENGUINS Fri Aug 30 06:34:39 2002 Re: hmmm > actually everyone who posts here gets counted (except, as you say, > michael) - you will note even THE PENGUINS are there, and they are > certainly without honor. so yes, by posting you become one of us. (so > there!) THE PENGUINS ARE ALWAYS HERE AND WE ARE POSITIVELY OVERFLOWING WITH HONOR. GREAT FREAKISHLY LARGE GOBS OF HONOR FLOW FROM OUR RANKS LIKE WAVES OF HEAT FROM THE SUN. YOUR SLANDEROUS DIG HAS BEEN NOTED AND WHEN THE WORLD IS CRAWLING AT OUR WEBBED FEET YOU AND YOURS WILL BE MARKED FOREVER AS HAVING QUESTIONED OUR COLLECTIVE HONOR WHILE WE BASK IN THE GLOW THAT IS WORLD DOMINATION AND SNACK UPON THE SWEET SWEET SWEET NECTAR OF UNLIMITED REFILLS AT THE SEAFOOD BUFFET. YOU SHALL HAVE TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR SECONDS BUT WE SHALL EAT ALL THE FISH AND JELLO THAT WE CAN WIGGLE DOWN OUR GULLET AND WE SHALL PUT FAR MORE UPON OUR PLATE THAT WE COULD EVER EAT BOTH IN THE AFOREMENTIONED SEAFOOD BUFFET SENSE AND AS A GENERAL METAPHOR FOR OUR WORLD DOMINATION AND ALL THE SPOILS THAT IT SHALL RESULT IN.

surfer Fri Aug 30 09:07:04 2002 Re: hmmm > THE PENGUINS ARE ALWAYS HERE AND WE ARE POSITIVELY OVERFLOWING WITH HONOR. > GREAT FREAKISHLY LARGE GOBS OF HONOR FLOW FROM OUR RANKS LIKE WAVES OF > HEAT FROM THE SUN. YOUR SLANDEROUS DIG HAS BEEN NOTED AND WHEN THE WORLD > IS CRAWLING AT OUR WEBBED FEET YOU AND YOURS WILL BE MARKED FOREVER AS > HAVING QUESTIONED OUR COLLECTIVE HONOR WHILE WE BASK IN THE GLOW THAT IS > WORLD DOMINATION AND SNACK UPON THE SWEET SWEET SWEET NECTAR OF UNLIMITED > REFILLS AT THE SEAFOOD BUFFET. YOU SHALL HAVE TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR > SECONDS BUT WE SHALL EAT ALL THE FISH AND JELLO THAT WE CAN WIGGLE DOWN > OUR GULLET AND WE SHALL PUT FAR MORE UPON OUR PLATE THAT WE COULD EVER EAT > BOTH IN THE AFOREMENTIONED SEAFOOD BUFFET SENSE AND AS A GENERAL METAPHOR > FOR OUR WORLD DOMINATION AND ALL THE SPOILS THAT IT SHALL RESULT IN. Okay, so, if i believe in you, and acknowledge your existance, will you help me with the brainwashing?

THE PENGUINS Fri Aug 30 10:15:22 2002 Re: hmmm > Okay, so, if i believe in you, and acknowledge your existance, will you > help me with the brainwashing? THERE IS NO UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT TO WHICH YOU COULD ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTANCE OF. WE DO NOT WASH ANY BRAINS WITH OUR COMPLEX SUBLIMINALPHACODE POSTS SO AS TO WEAKEN THE RESOLVE OF THE WORLD AND WE CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PROTRACTED HIATUS OF ANY ONLINE COMICS IN QUESTION NOR HAVE WE ENLISTED THE AID OF ANY OTHER ARCTIC CREATURES IN ANY GLOBAL COOLING PLOT. YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH THE POWERFUL MOUSE WITH WHOM WE HAVE BATTLED VIA WITS BEFORE HAS BEEN NOTED IN THE GREAT BOOK OF FRIENDS AND FOES WITH VERY LARGE, VERY BOLD PRINT AND PERHAPS EVEN A FEARSOME UNDERLINE. HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE UNDERLINE AND MAHAP, YES, EVEN AN ASTERIC WILL DENOTE TO OUR BRETHEREN IN THE NEAR FUTURE JUST WHO MOST STOOD AGAINST OUR CAUSE. MANY HAVE BEEN MARKED IN THE BOOK OF THE UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT WHICH DOES NOT EXIST AS ALREADY STATED BUT REPEATED FOR EMPHASIS.

mouse Fri Aug 30 14:21:50 2002 Re: hmmm i shoulda warned you, surfer - don't get them started. > YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH THE POWERFUL MOUSE hah! _knew_ i had you worried!

Surfer Fri Aug 30 23:46:28 2002 Re: hmmm > i shoulda warned you, surfer - don't get them started. What? Who? There isnt anyone here, is there?

mouse Sun Sep 1 00:25:34 2002 Re: hmmm > What? Who? There isnt anyone here, is there? right. there's no one there, so you should ignore them completely.

surfer Fri Aug 30 23:44:38 2002 Re: hmmm > THERE IS NO UNITED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT TO WHICH YOU COULD ACKNOWLEDGE THE > EXISTANCE OF. > YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH THE POWERFUL MOUSE WITH WHOM WE > HAVE BATTLED VIA WITS BEFORE HAS BEEN NOTED IN THE GREAT BOOK OF FRIENDS > AND FOES WITH VERY LARGE, VERY BOLD PRINT AND PERHAPS EVEN A FEARSOME > UNDERLINE. Okay, so, just to get this straight...You dont exist, but my association with The Powerful Mouse may get me into trouble with your non-existant selves....hmmm, Maybe this is why I lurked.

mouse Fri Aug 30 14:25:25 2002 Re: hmmm just for the record: 1) honor doesn't come in gobs. 2) gobs don't flow. 3) i wouldn't pay for _firsts_ of your nasty raw-fish buffet. 4) if you don't exist, how can you dominate the world? 5) look, up there! it's a plane! keep your eyes on it, now!

Michael Fri Aug 30 16:20:13 2002 Re: hmmm > THE PENGUINS ARE ALWAYS HERE AND WE ARE POSITIVELY OVERFLOWING WITH HONOR. God, I love this place.

Michael Fri Aug 30 16:23:35 2002 Re: hmmm > I see my name is at the bottom of this board, finding it hard to believe > that i have the third highest number of posts, not counting michaels, of > course, as he isnt listed..So, does this mean that I am an honorary > memeber here? All ya gots to do is ask for a title and you'll be a *titled* member of the PAFTWJ. I really have to look into resurrecting the message board archives.

surfer Fri Aug 30 23:58:25 2002 Re: hmmm > All ya gots to do is ask for a title and you'll be a *titled* member of > the PAFTWJ. Eh? A title? Hmmm, lemme think....I already hold the postition of both Queen and demon tormenter in another realm..what say I lie low for awhile..

mouse Sun Sep 1 00:20:56 2002 Re: hmmm > I already hold the postition of both > Queen and demon tormenter in another realm. demon tormenter? you know, there's another board i could suggest you check out - it has a demon that could use some tormenting.

surfer Sun Sep 1 08:55:34 2002 Re: hmmm > demon tormenter? you know, there's another board i could suggest you check > out - it has a demon that could use some tormenting. I meant that I was considered a Demon who torments, But I could always torment another demon, do share...

mouse Tue Sep 3 17:58:16 2002 Re: hmmm > I meant that I was considered a Demon who torments, But I could always > torment another demon, do share... brunothebandit.com - check on the forum for 'antarius'. (but don't tell him you know me) (or that you've even heard of me) (in fact, keep rodents out of your conversation altogether)

spinclad Sat Aug 31 17:40:56 2002 Re: hmmm > I really have to look into resurrecting the message board archives. Oo! Oo! (especially if all those posts to the 256th (was that the number?) slot-of-death could take their rightful place, or rightful effect (these two being naturally at odds, naturally). could it have been this contradiction that made the archives feel ill for so long?) Or ... [[nah. he's just taunting us again.]] ??

mouse Sun Sep 1 00:13:43 2002 Re: hmmm > I really have to look into resurrecting the message board archives. yes. yes, you do.