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THE PENGUINS Mon Aug 12 14:11:17 2002
Black 1 to Black 2

IF YOU ARE NOT BLACK 2 YOU ARE NOT TO BE READING THIS MESSAGE AND YOU ARE TO IGNORE ALL OTHER MESSAGES FROM THE PENGUINS BECAUSE THERE IS NO REFORMED ARMED PENGUIN FRONT FOR THE CONQUEST OF EARTH. NO MESSAGE OF ANY IMPORTANCE FOLLOWS. MOVE ALONG.

ARE YOU IN POSITION BLACK 2? WHITE 1 AND WHITE 4 ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE, HOLD YOUR POSITION AND CONFIRM RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE AND SAFETY AND SECURITY OF THE PARCEL, FISH 2. PASSCODE FOR PHASE 3 IS NEWCASTLE.

mouse Mon Aug 12 14:54:31 2002
Re: Black 1 to Black 2
no....it's just too hot. silly penguins - fish are for kits.

MAGNET Mon Aug 12 15:29:18 2002
Re: Black 1 to Black 2
THIS IS MAGNET BASE. IDENTIFY IMMEDIATELY, BLACK ONE, OR CLEAR THIS FREQUENCY. THIS IS A RESTRICTED CHANNEL. WE ARE TRACING YOUR LOCATION AS WE SPEAK. IDENTIFY!

Pack of Wolverines Mon Aug 12 15:29:19 2002
Re: Black 1 to Black 2
::wolverines devour the penguins and Black 2 and White 4 and all the rest, with cocktail sauce and asparagus sprigs::