Toonbots message board: Archiving the message board

Michael Sun Dec 17 19:50:05 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > Then it occured to me that Michael hasn't > implemented that 256 message limit yet. Will the board ever be trimmed? Yeah. You want more episodes, or you want upkeep? Sheesh, you jihad people are just *never* *satisfied*. Actually, I will be doing thread archival relatively soon. Is the link someplace where you can change it when the time comes? Otherwise, you're screwed, man. I don't like WebBBS too much and I'm not going to keep it forever.

gopher Sun Dec 17 20:51:03 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > Is the link > someplace where you can change it when the time comes? Yeah, it's BoxJam's forum. Pimpin' for the jihad, again. Someone mistakenly thought that BoxJam's name is Rich Box, whereas we all know he's really James Box thanks to his entry in the InterNIC database.

Michael Sun Dec 17 21:54:17 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > Yeah, it's BoxJam's forum. Pimpin' for the jihad, again. Someone > mistakenly thought that BoxJam's name is Rich Box, whereas we all know > he's really James Box thanks to his entry in the InterNIC database. Rich Box. Snort. When it's painfully obvious that as Box, James, on a six-letter nomenclature, he'd be boxjam. Probably an old Vax username from his school days. But why comment? I figured we'd just let that thread die, as it's far more interesting to have BoxJam be BoxJam than have him be somebody real with an actual name.

gopher Sun Dec 17 22:40:56 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > But why comment? I figured we'd just let that thread die, as it's far more > interesting to have BoxJam be BoxJam than have him be somebody real with > an actual name. It looks like BoxJam is where it will remain, since the name James is now being denyed by one. Oh well, whatever. He will always be BoxJam to us, but his real name is somewhat important for stal^H^H^H^H planning a pilgrimage.

Chris Mon Dec 18 00:29:35 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > It looks like BoxJam is where it will remain, since the name James is now > being denyed by one. Oh well, whatever. He will always be BoxJam to us, > but his real name is somewhat important for stal^H^H^H^H planning a > pilgrimage. (Scene: BoxJam's front lawn.) Policeman: Hey, you! Yeah, you guys, in the blue robes! You can't camp there! That's private property! Gopher: The Jihad is on a religious pilgrimage, officer. We are merely waiting for the Forty-Second Coming of the BoxJam. Policeman: Fine, take it to Mecca then. Get going or I'll arrest the lot of you! Gopher: Silence, unbeliever, or you shall be ruthlessly smited! nd: Smitten. Tirdun: Smote. Joe: Punched in the face. Lee: Electrocuted and decapitated. Gopher: SHUT UP! Whatever it is, we're doing it to you! Brother Emsworth, fetch the wolverines! Emsworth: Erm... the wolverines sort of escaped, Your Eminence... Gopher: 'Sort of'? Emsworth: Yes, they got away from Brother Pooga but we know they're somewhere in the first floor of the house-- (Snarling and a bloodcurdling shriek from one of the tents) Emsworth: Or not. Gopher: EVERYONE RUN FOR IT!! (Some glass breaks. BoxJam is hurled out a second-story window.) Napoleon: (from the window) For the honor of the Jihad! FLY! (BoxJam completely fails to do so and instead lands on Chris.) Napoleon: Um... I didn't do it. ----------- Hmm... I seem to have gotten a little carried away... ah well.

Napoleon Mon Dec 18 00:39:23 2000 Re: Archiving the message board Aaaah! Aaah! Foul! Chris is displaying more wit than the rest of us can keep up with! Well, more than I can keep up with. Somebody stop him! Perhaps by dropping a BoxJam on him... Good heavens, that cracked me up.

nd Mon Dec 18 01:54:21 2000 Re: Archiving the message board It seems that I can't stop laughing. I think it started trying to imagine two cops bein mystically smitten with the jihad...

Michael Mon Dec 18 11:03:36 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > (Scene: BoxJam's front lawn.) What a way to start the day!

Brother Emsworth Mon Dec 18 12:31:08 2000 Re: Archiving the message board God bless my soul! That is utterly hilarious! Napoleon defenestrating BoxJam.... "Yeah, you guys, in the blue robes!"..... I have no idea where the wolverines came from, but that was simply inspired! Bravo! Michael should make a page for this!

Michael Tue Dec 19 00:39:21 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > Michael should make a page for this! Now there's an idea....

gopher Mon Dec 18 15:14:13 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > Gopher: Silence, unbeliever, or you shall be ruthlessly smited! > nd: Smitten. > Tirdun: Smote. Augh! Laughing, can't...stop. And I think "smitten" would be correct in this case.

Joe Nadeau Tue Dec 19 00:25:06 2000 Re: Archiving the message board > Joe: Punched in the face. Yes, it was funny. And here is my lonely one line. Can my sock have a blue robe too?