Chris Mon Dec 18 00:29:35 2000|
Re: Archiving the message board
> It looks like BoxJam is where it will remain, since the name James is now
> being denyed by one. Oh well, whatever. He will always be BoxJam to us,
> but his real name is somewhat important for stal^H^H^H^H planning a
(Scene: BoxJam's front lawn.)
Policeman: Hey, you! Yeah, you guys, in the blue robes! You can't camp there! That's private property!
Gopher: The Jihad is on a religious pilgrimage, officer. We are merely waiting for the Forty-Second Coming of the BoxJam.
Policeman: Fine, take it to Mecca then. Get going or I'll arrest the lot of you!
Gopher: Silence, unbeliever, or you shall be ruthlessly smited!
Joe: Punched in the face.
Lee: Electrocuted and decapitated.
Gopher: SHUT UP! Whatever it is, we're doing it to you! Brother Emsworth, fetch the wolverines!
Emsworth: Erm... the wolverines sort of escaped, Your Eminence...
Gopher: 'Sort of'?
Emsworth: Yes, they got away from Brother Pooga but we know they're somewhere in the first floor of the house--
(Snarling and a bloodcurdling shriek from one of the tents)
Emsworth: Or not.
Gopher: EVERYONE RUN FOR IT!!
(Some glass breaks. BoxJam is hurled out a second-story window.)
Napoleon: (from the window) For the honor of the Jihad! FLY!
(BoxJam completely fails to do so and instead lands on Chris.)
Napoleon: Um... I didn't do it.
Hmm... I seem to have gotten a little carried away... ah well.