Toonbots message board: 'Toonbots: [INSERT SLOGAN HERE.]'

Chris Sat Dec 2 01:41:05 2000 Re: 'Toonbots: [INSERT SLOGAN HERE.]' > This conversation happened approximately three minutes ago in the strange > little land wherein weirdos have been known to hang. So that's what it's called now? That's noose to me. ... *is killed repeatedly from all corners of the Jihad, including ringers specially brought in for the occasion* Um... Napoleon made me post it... not that it matters now, I've been killed so much I'm dead even in the afterlife, thank you all very much... My lawyers, or reanimated facsimiles thereof, will be contacting each and every one of you shortly.

Lord Emsworth Sat Dec 2 02:42:35 2000 Re: 'Toonbots: [INSERT SLOGAN HERE.]' Hmm... Excellent idea from our beloved High Chancellor and Chris. Hope no one minds if I try my hand at it: Toonbots: The world's first comic generated by Perl scripts Toonbots: Where unorthadoxitude is our number one goal Toonbots: Give me Toonbots or give me defenestration Toonbots: Today the panels, tomorrow the features, Toonbots marches on Toonbots: Join the PAFTWJ today! Toonbots: At last, a comic for Perl devotees Toonbots: Where bounding blocks offer political satire Toonbots: Where gopherine dots offer hidden insights Toonbots: Trout! Toonbots: Providing Perls of wisdom Toonbots: Perl White Toonbots: Radiant gradients Toonbots: For lovers of pseudo-intellectual art critcism Toonbots: For the love of the dot Toonbots: Where the Seuss is loose Toonbots: Please read the strip and prove that we're not the only ones who stare at this thing everyday Toonbots: It's what's for dinner Toonbots: Be happy, go lucky, read Toonbots today Toonbots: You know what you've got with Toonbots Toonbots: Better than a laxative Toonbots: Even Pooga likes it Toonbots: One out of several gophers recommend Toonbots Toonbots: Now in six delicious flavors Toonbots: The strip that glorifies your hare Toonbots: The foaming cleanser Toonbots: Always good to the last dot Toonbots: Just because Toonbots: A veritable feast of reason and flow of soul Toonbots: For the smile of health Toonbots: The drinking man's webcomic Toonbots: More pipe smokers use Prince Albert Tobacco Toonbots: A very fishy strip Toonbots: They're still rather badly wrinkled Toonbots: WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU SEE THE BRILLIANCE OF TOONBOTS???? Toonbots: Read it now, or Butch will find you Toonbots: Boontots Toonbots: Monkey! Toonbots: You're minkey is breaking the leew! Toonbots: A Toonbot by any other name would still like salmon Toonbots: Source code provided with each strip absolutely free! Order now! Toonbots: Daylight has come and we wanna go home Toonbots: Even without the captions, its still better than "Mallard Fillmore" Toonbots: Please read it Toonbots: Home of the Amazing Toon-a-Matic Toonbots: Beyond a shadow of the dot Toonbots: You ain't just whistling Dixie, Baby Toonbots: Close captioned for the Toonbot impaired Toonbots: So round, so firm, so fully packed Toonbots: The Toon-a-Matic slices, dices, and even makes cake Toonbots: Over half a dozen readers can't be wrong (Gosh, I really need to get some rest.)

gopher Sat Dec 2 02:52:39 2000 Re: 'Toonbots: [INSERT SLOGAN HERE.]' > Toonbots: One out of several gophers recommend Toonbots I've always wondered what sort of person takes on the name gopher. In my case, it was forced upon me by several people so that I could serve as a complement to another person's nickname of "Blue Gay Bunny" (I'm pretty sure drugs were involved with that one. I wasn't there, however, so can't say for sure). Soon, a few people started calling me "gopher" on a regular basis, and it stuck. Since I doubt a situation like this happens to the average person, why are there other gopher's out there? Do they just really like "Caddyshack"? Hm. I should probably get some rest too.

Joe Nadeau Sat Dec 2 17:13:17 2000 Re: 'Toonbots: [INSERT SLOGAN HERE.]' Do they just really like "Caddyshack"? I like Caddyshack. It's funny. As for your slogan here's my shot. toonbots: Ummmm..... hmmmm..... ahhhh..... Maybe..... no that won't work.... okay..... If you like.... no... that's dumb.......... I forget what I was...... oh wait..... no.... Nevermind.

Michael Sat Dec 2 15:44:38 2000 Re: 'Toonbots: [INSERT SLOGAN HERE.]' > Hope no > one minds if I try my hand at it: This is great! On Dec. 1 and 2, I got to read Toonbots without writing it myself, and today, people are writing my website for me! Wow! > Toonbots: Boontots Or Toobnots, or Totnoobs, etc. > Toonbots: Over half a dozen readers can't be wrong Hahahahaha.... This one I really liked!

Michael Sat Dec 2 15:32:32 2000 Wow. I'm touched. I'm touched, and you're all a little tetched. I still have troubles believing that people actually read this strip. But to come up with Zingers... !!! *&^@#*$% and other line noise! I'm going to have to put together a slogan rotator now, so a different slogan comes up on every hit. That'll be cool, and obviously I have a whole lotta slogans ready to go! Toonbots: now with Jihad!

Napoleon Sat Dec 2 17:28:11 2000 Re: Wow. I'm touched. Here's some more! Toonbots: hey, this thing took fifteen minutes to create (ten of those minutes being in the background while the meta-cartoonist was doing billable work in the foreground), the least you could do is devote your entire existence to it! Toonbots: like you have anything better to do. Toonbots: look, how many times do I have to tell you?! Just READ the thing! Toonbots: the bounding boxes that shape your world. Toonbots: meta-cartooning at its meta-finest. This is fun.

Michael Sun Dec 3 10:21:40 2000 Toonbots: too cool for Keenspot. > Chris says, "'Toonbots: Too cool for Keenspot.'" Heh, heh, heh.