mouse Sat Sep 29 15:25:49 2001|
osama and the wolverines
excellent again! bravo, wolverines! and of course, osama must now leave afghanistan, or stay in jail there till his beard grows back. he'd be a lot easier for the taliban to find in jail. we better all hope he's not holding the taliban's car keys or something, the way they keep losing him. (or maybe they could _give_ him their car keys, on one of those keychains that beeps when you clap your hands -- then they could keep track of him.)
this also suggests a possible real-life solution to the situation: what if we drop depilatories into the Kandahar and Kabul water supplies - this would immediately discredit the ruling members of the taliban when their beards fell off, leading to their overthrow by a popular rebellion lead by the women (who would demonstrate some _real_ terrorizing once they discover the taliban is responsible for their hair falling out - talk about a bad hair day). once a new government is in power, we could easily negotiate for info on osama's whereabouts [possibly by offering to trade a selection of false beards and wigs]
you know, that lenin could be a real terror in the talk show world.