Toonbots message board: End of Civilization

Michael Wed Sep 12 20:07:00 2001 WARNING: TASTELESS JOKE: DO NOT OPEN IF SQUEAMISH > under new airline security regs THERE WILL BE NO STEAK KNIVES ALLOWED IN > FIRST CLASS. Ha! That reminds me of the joke that occurred to me when my wife asked what we should eat for supper: immediately, I thought, "New York charbroil!" ... Maybe that should just stay in the Jihad inner circle for a few days, eh? Hee, hee. I couldn't stop grinning, but as we were in public, I couldn't tell her why, either.

Michael Fri Sep 14 16:50:58 2001 Well, never MIND then. Talk about your conversation stoppers. OK, so it wasn't that funny. It was just my own catharsis, I guess. How about Lenin makes new and improved Pickle Crisp, now with crunchy World Trade Center bits? I mean, he really *doesn't* understand capitalism... I saw a great PBS FrontLine special on Osama bin Laden. I can't believe they put that together in two days!

mouse Fri Sep 14 17:10:54 2001 Re: Well, never MIND then. i just thought i'd stay out of the way until after you'd eaten.