Brother Emsworth Tue Sep 11 19:31:20 2001|
Re: this place is a weirdness nexus
> freeway monkey?
*sung to a calypso beat*
Freeway monkey, Running amok,
Freeway monkey, don't know where to duck,
Freeway monkey don't do what he oughta,
He'll never be... a monkey reporter.
Chorus: Boom bada boom bada boom bada boom
Freeway monkey, runnin' around,
Freeway monkey, all over town
Freeway monkey, don't like to work
He'd rather dnace... the lazy girl jerk
*Boom bada boom bada boom bada boom*
[To clarify this oddity, Napoleon told me about a monkey which was loose on a California freeway several months back, and somehow this ditty was the result. (I was probably over-tired at the time.) There's more verese, but that's all I feel like typing right now.]