Napoleon Thu Aug 23 10:46:34 2001
Yikes.
Jenn is tied with Tirdun. And I'm lagging just a wee bit behind. Wah.
One of these days I'm just gonna go and create a board vortex... that'll show all of you...
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Jenn Thu Aug 23 11:41:48 2001
Re: Yikes.
> Jenn is tied with Tirdun. And I'm lagging just a wee bit behind. Wah.
SHHHHH!!!! I didn't want him to notice! He might do something dire...like take a hit out on me or something! Or break my typing fingers! (sure. I have fingers that I don't use for typing. Oh, shush!) Or put a horse's (wolverine's?) head in bed with me.
Great. Now I've got to worry about trapdoors in my apartment, as well as a vortex opening up while I'm on the internet. Like I wasn't busy enough worrying about that time-space continuum thing that seems to pop up an awful lot on the Star Trek reruns...
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Tirdun Thu Aug 23 12:45:38 2001
Re: Yikes.
> SHHHHH!!!! I didn't want him to notice! He might do something dire.
Oooh, I've always wanted to do something dire, or even depraved. I might, just might, venture into abominable. Depends on how I feel.
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gopher Thu Aug 23 13:37:01 2001
Re: Yikes.
> SHHHHH!!!! I didn't want him to notice! He might do something dire
Just defend yourself with your trusty membership card.
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Napoleon Thu Aug 23 14:17:04 2001
Re: Yikes.
> Just defend yourself with your trusty membership card.
Usu ate Jenn's membership card.
I think Fenny is a bad influence.
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Jenn Fri Aug 24 07:51:21 2001
Membership Pillows
> Usu ate Jenn's membership card.
Shoot. I was counting on using the membership card as a pillow to cushion the fall when I next get defenestrated.
> I think Fenny is a bad influence.
You haven't been putting subliminal messages in their breakfast cereal, have you?
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Tirdun Fri Aug 24 10:29:29 2001
Re: Membership Pillows
> Shoot. I was counting on using the membership card as a pillow to cushion
> the fall when I next get defenestrated.
You know, failing to be properly defenestrated (ie: breaking your fall) is just cause for defenestration. Then it gets all circular and recursive.
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Michael Fri Aug 24 13:47:40 2001
Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
> You haven't been putting subliminal messages in their breakfast cereal,
> have you?
Given that the wolverines exist in a metafictional domain, subliminal messages *are* their breakfast cereal.
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Napoleon Fri Aug 24 15:28:02 2001
Re: Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
> Given that the wolverines exist in a metafictional domain, subliminal
> messages *are* their breakfast cereal.
Along with telemarketers.
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Michael Fri Aug 24 15:57:02 2001
Re: Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
> Along with telemarketers.
I thought telemarketers were their lunch.
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Napoleon Sat Aug 25 01:24:52 2001
Re: Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
> I thought telemarketers were their lunch.
Breakfast, lunch, brunch, linner... they're wolverines! Who can tell?
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Brother Emsworth Sat Aug 25 13:50:09 2001
Re: Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
> I thought telemarketers were their lunch.
Ahem. A telemarketer was the wolverines' wrangler's sister. Former telemarketer, though. Well, she had young offspring to support! It wasn't as if she enjoyed doing it!
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Eric Schissel Mon Aug 27 14:50:29 2001
Re: Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
> I thought telemarketers were their lunch.
(Also attends
wolverines warily, wondering whether
political phone-banking past-years
counts coequally culpably...)
-Eric Schissel
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mouse Mon Aug 27 17:08:16 2001
Re: Breakfast (subliminal messages) cereal
wow -- you're _good_
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